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If you had a son like Brian.........


Would you beat him?

I would, *beep* embarrasment.



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He's a complete pussy.

I mean, it's a show, but I have met guys THAT lame.

I myself wouldn't have anything to be proud of, he can be smart but he's got to play A sport.



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Could you be more latently homosexual? I will bet you love gladiator/sandals epics. "300", "Troy", anything with Steve Reeves,etc. Might even be a weightlifter, eh? How do you keep the "old boy" down when you are in the locker room, er..flex heaven? Stare in that mirror and tell me you do not see a Queen in hiding.

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No. Absolutely not!!!

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You're a flaming idiot. Instead of posting about how you want to beat up a fictional character because he doesn't meet your ridiculous standards of masculinity, you should kill yourself. Brian is far too intelligent to waste his time on something as mindless as sports. Brian is an individual. I always liked Brian's character because he didn't care what people thought of him. He wasn't afraid to be himself and do what he wanted, regardless of peoples' expectations. These are traits that should be admired. I do hope you never have kids. I doubt you'd be able to produce offspring half as intelligent as Brian anyway.

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I wouldn't care any less if he was either an athlete or a straight A student. Doesn't matter to me. I was never into sports but was my masculinity ever questioned by anybody in my family? No. Friends? No. Not all guys are into sports. Also, I would be proud of him on whatever he did, just as long as it isn't a bad thing.

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obvious: Nailed!!! LOL

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I'm reminded of a quote from "Stand and Deliver".

"You're a tough guy! (mocking) Tough Guys don't do math. Tough Guys deep fry chicken for a living. Hey, do you want a wing or a leg man?"

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Brian always has reminded me of Meg Griffin. Treated like crap by parents, not appreciated for what's good, focus in on what's bad.....OK, not like Meg, more like ME growing up..............

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Are you kidding me, Brian is my retirement plan!!! Odds are he will be successful in life. (Career wise)

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I kind of find Brian to be weird and kind of a wuss at times.... but if he were my son, I sure as hek would NOT beat him. Nor be embarrassed. And while Bill DID kind of have a problem with it, I think deep down he accepted/loved his son as much as he would have loved a son interested in more "masculine" or "cool" stuff.

And to obvious oblivion... sports are not mindless... Some take a lot of thought into their strategies and how theyre executed. Try coaching/managing a team and learn just how mindless they are.

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What I think obvious oblivion actually meant to say was that spectator sports are pointless, I share the same viewpoint.

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That too. Basically, sports don't matter. I posted this on another site:
Why do people act like the world is going to end if "their" team doesn't win? First of all, it's not your team. You're not out on the field, you're sitting on your couch or at a stadium. Second of all, who f_cking cares? I don't care if you watch sports, though I personally don't see the entertainment value. I just don't understand how people get so emotionally involved and bent out of shape over it. If "their" team doesn't win, it ruins their whole day. They hate people who support the opposing team. It's a GAME, get a GRIP.

A bit different than wanting your son to play sports to prove his masculinity, but related to how overvalued sports are in society. Whether playing or watching, it's a hobby and a choice whether you want to engage in it or not. It's not a measure of anything.

Another thing is that I hate when people have kids just to make them mini clones of themselves or live vicariously through them. They map out their whole lives for them, force their beliefs and interests on them and don't allow them to be themselves. A kid is not like a Sim that you can control, it's a life and an individual. I wish more people would realizing this before reproducing.

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So what if theyre not individual endeavors? If anything, it makes it MORE impressive that a TEAM can work TOGETHER to achieve ONE goal, imo. A team effort is essentially a bunch of individual endeavors rolled into one!

And I very much stand bymy original point of course. Sports take a lot more intelligence/strategy than is getting credited here.

Nope, I do not agree with the claim that ability in sports define masculinity... especially since females can be elite athletes.

I see no problem in having a slight emotional connection with certain teams, as I do have ones with the Chicago White Sox and Chicago Blackhawks. The Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup last season was a great and uplifting moment for the city.. especially to the fans who had waited 50 years for it to happen. Do I have a fuss and throw things around if "my teams" lose a game? Nah. Maybe just a little disappointed.

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Given that he likes weird al, I can find that to bond with other than that his ass would be ignored since he always comes off as a damn pansy.

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No thanks, I'm more interested in individual endeavors and things that actually have meaning and value. Not to say that if you're into sports you're automatically unintelligent, but I find the obsession with sports in society mind-numbingly painful. Sports are a hobby, not a way of life or a way to prove masculinity. If you're into sports, cool. If you're not, who cares? If you use sports to define your manhood, you're a pathetic dolt like the OP. That's all.

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Obvious Oblivion said it best. Most sports are just a wait of time. Football for example. When i say this, people get pissed. "It takes a lot of training to be that good!" Uh yeah, and anyone could learn to be capable of running and catching a ball. Why do you think most of the idiots in the school were the star players?

Individual talents are MUCH more important and hard than group "Team work" than the other person said. If we were able to do "team work" through college, we'd have A LOT more graduation rates. But its up to the individual to do the work.

If its so hard to learn a sport, then please, go try to learn certain maths or biologies. Lets see which one you learn faster. Football (Run, catch, tackle) versus a bunch of formulas, than can change at certain times when ONE thing is different. Not easy. I hate math, I cant stand it. And it's tough. I know girls who could be in the NFL if they were able to. It isn't a big brainer

The only sports I really have that much respect for, are ice hockey, surfing, and skateboarding. Takes a lot more skill and practice than football, not to mention the dangers are much higher.

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Brian was extremely adorable. I would be so proud.

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So would I be proud to have a son like Brian. He was very smart and very likable. Who cares if he wasn't into sports? I'm sure he turned into a very successful adult. I actually do have a son similar to Brian in that he was never very sports oriented and extremely smart, graduating in the top 5% of his class, is a software genius and makes a hell of a lot more money than I do. Why wouldn't I be proud of his accomplishments? He is what every parent should want for their kids, to be successfully independent and happy.

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No.

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