Funniest Episode
I laughed at the one where the guy calls to complain about a person eating fecal matter from a toilet. What is your favourite?
shareThe "You Kicked My Dog" Episode. . .I Literally Was On The FLoor Laughing
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I kind of liked one where they made fun of aaron brooks
shareThe one where Hadassah (voiced by sarah silverman) tells the store clerk at the perfume Isle that someone ran up to her and sprayed her in her Vagina and becuase of that it caused her to get a nasty rash in her private. The store clerk then went about yelling at Hadassah saying how the conversation was ridiculous and that she was going to hang up, right before she does hadassah asks the clerk named Diane if they had any openings because she can spray a Vagina with perfume from 15 feet away.
shareI loved it when Ed bragged about peeing in the pool.
And when Elmer called to ask about a movie. One minute he was describing ET, next he was describing a porno, the next he was getting them confused "And then the black man starts making love to the alien."
Elmer getting fried chicken beaks from a KFC-ish joint was entertaining to say the least, but the skit with Jimmy ordering adult toys and his mother picks up the phone thinking he was ordering pasta...that rocks! Followed by an animal control call concerning a monkey with a knife.
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Helen and the Foul-mouthed parot
GRRRAAAK! SKANK! GRRRAK! SKANK!
Helen: SHUT THE HELL UP YA BASTID!!!!!
Parot: BULL DIKE!!
Helen (to store clerk): Is a parot considered poultry? I'm very close to putting him in the oven!
Parot: FELCH MONGER!!
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The old lady flashes herself to to her pets and both the cat and dog start projectile vomiting.
She had called about a job as a nude model or something like that?
I was in tears!
Went to the comedy central website to find the episode, went through them all but couldn't find it!!
Found it on itunes...
My favorite call was when Ed called the music store guy to ask him if he had the record witht he "beat" that goes BA BOOM BOOM BOOM UH--YAY! and Ed made the guy repeat the beat until he got it right. Itw as hilarious. I nearly passed a stone when Ed said "Lady, listen!" and the guy kept saying "LADY?!" OMG, lol!
Ch-yeah Boii!
episode where special ed phones a convienience store and says
do you have jello?
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I don't know the show title or the character's name. but he calls the cosmetic surgery office & sings-"I'm so pretty,I got pretty little...."
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when they have ie set up to have calls to ups & it's being directed to the CY crew.
the old guy stutters" u-u calm your ass down."
the blk dude says" u worse than my old lady."
they show them working in the background damaging items
the blk dude tells the caller he'll sholve a fried drum stick up his mama's booty.
& the blk guy says"I'm tired of these idiots."
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