Its "too much" of a Disney, so its far too whimsical and hamy. Everything from the colors to the characters are caricatures of common stereotypes. It feels like a Mummy Returns with horses, and by that I mean, that nearly every scene is fully of some corny one liner or over the top performance. When it tries to be serious, it loses the audience with a silly scene to follow up.
This is the first time I didn't enjoy J.K. Simmons, his makeup and wardrobe were atrocious, and while he was the only believable thing on screen, everything else that shared screen time with him, detracted from his performance.
The Silver Stallion and The Horse Whisperer are far better stories, with stronger leads.
"One gay beer for my friend, because he's gay, and one normal beer for me, because I'm normal"
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