favorit one liners
this says it all
"Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless!!"
The best one by far.....
"You might say that that was over kill.... I say it was just enough kill"
Oh Ash......*swoons
My fav line in the game is
"Youv'e got the Williams chin,now lets see if you have the balls"
Best Lines in the game:
"I've secretly replaced this deadite's brain with a chainsaw blade! Shh! See if he notices."
"Bet you're a believer in gun control now"
"Look! Another poster-child promoting birth control!"
"Manolo, shoot that piece of sh*t"
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This may not be a one-liner, but it was so funny, i had to post it:
Confederate solider: give me a reason why i shouldnt put a bullet in your head
Ash: Because if you do, i'll stick this chainsaw so far up your ass you'll be
whistlin' Dixie out the hole in your head!
"One look at you and I know why some animals eat there young."
"One day I'll leave my life of violence behind me. Until then, I'll enjoy my work."
My favorite was:
"Hey can I borrow your face? My ass is on vacation."
"Ah lovely...the gates are locked"
always my fave
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