Wake me up if something happens....
Spoilers if you want to call them that...
The first five minutes nothing happened but jaw flappin', then we see a little blood, then some credits, then some fugly topless women and more jaw flappin', then someone throws a can of fake blood against a wall, then some random jaw flappin' about killing all the women on the planet, then some random killings. About 20 minutes into it there's a funny scene between some cops and kids, then it goes back to more jaw flappin'.
Sorry if I wanted jaw flappin' I would watch a real movie.