We *had* to see it! SOOO GLAD I AM ---FOR LAUGHING!!!!

For anyone who doesn't like this, thinks it's just too long, in the words of Maurice , "Hey **** you!"


This is movie is awesome... to rip on!

So after seeing the review on Tosh.0, then seeing the UNCUT one (I love watching that.. Tosh.0 tells the story SO WELL), I had to see this. I got my girlfriend on board.

I spoke about it yesterday,had her sit and see Tosh's Spoiler Alert online. She wanted to see the actual trailer. She was amazed and figured it (the trailer) had to be a joke...like so many it'd seem.

"In the roll of a lifetime." has become our newest joke. However, that's second to ... "You were in a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? *gasp* I would have loved to see that. The same look Tosh gives us when he plays the line is the same one my GF gave me.

The scene where Tosh describes Gary Oldman inside the couch I figured must have been an exaggeration, but it's not. I paused and covered his legs for my gf....she couldn't stop laughing...comical legs.

So ..so "Just pull your arms back a little..eh...little person..eh"


So we ordered it....
I laughed the entire way through kind of doing multiple duty like on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 where you watch the movie for how bad it is and appreciate the ripping Mike/Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo do for it.

I couldn't wait to see "the big wheels", "the drunk girl stumble off the bus and Dinklage 'who! that's my girl'", "some Egyptian dude", the "Don't steal food/it is ours", and a ton more!

I COULD NOT BELIEVE Dinklage HAD A GUN! I figured Tosh HAD to be making that up!

I thought it was going be the mother who makes the Jewish wedding gag. That'd have been funnier...she was so uncomfortable. My gf made a gif, animated one, of Rolf at the bar.




Too hard to name favorite scenes, but there is one which is too much thanks to Tosh.0:

"Matthew's in the delivery room... SEES it is a dwarf...just starts punchin' the wall." "AH!" ... "That is immediately after the birth of his first son."

It would be too easy to speak of Stephan's belief and worry for a hard life...but he's such an *beep*

"You haven't said it... CALL HIM A DWARF!"
"I think it's just gonna be easier...for you and the kid... if I just leave!"



My girlfriend is asking (since she never saw the full review) when it ends when the two are under the stars and I say, "You can kiss me if you like and the movie ends."

It happened....just like that.