Funniest Part


I think when Green goes to the mall and puts his ass and face right next to the robot santa was the funniest scene. WHen he starts screaming at the Japanesses statue was also pretty good.

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yea the statue is good, what about the microphone bit or the banana bit

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lol "nobody told me they were using c*ck sauce" LOL

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i believe it is cock lard

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It is c0ck lard, but still funny as hell.

"Who wants banana-a-a-as??"

"Grapes! Grapes! Would you like some? GRAPES!!"

"We're hanging out with a panty dealer in Tokyo... let's just acknowledge that right now."

"Homeboyz, make some noise, and let me hear you say HOOOO!"

"Ah, this gentleman likes potatoes, don't you sir?"
"Quiet... we like quiet."
"You like quiet?"
"Quiet, please."

"We're just sticking dildos in the food - what's the big deal?"

"You see, I'm from Canada, so I'm not really that smart."

and my favorite...

"Look, ma! I told you I'd make it! I'm in Tokyo, dressed as a fork, vomiting!"

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"How much for the Mercedes Benz here? I'd like to buy the Mercedes Benz here."

I also liked when he laughed at that poor man who fell down the stairs.



I like your sleeves. They're real big.

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I also liked when he laughed at that poor man who fell down the stairs.
LMAO! "Oh! You fell on your bum-bum! Did you see it? He fell on his bum-bum!! Ooooooh! Did you see? Did you see?"

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Hell, they're all hilarious.

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Drums is my choice



the dude finally stops him, and he's just like "thank you..."



"1! 2! 3! 4!"


... and plays the exact same thing

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"Drink something making you better feeling!"

When he screams at the statue.

The endless bowing.

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The "taking care of business" karaoke part was hilarious.
And his pizzapie song on the piano was great aswell

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how good is it when tom is sitting on the train and that chick goes outside then he pretends his wang is getting big

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^
No, he nudges the man sitting next to him and says, "Women! AHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Then he keeps going and starts gyrating and thrusting the air with his crotch. That part was hilarious.


I would give anything to be in your shoes.
These are Darnell's shoes.

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Also:

"I was sent over here by Triple A entertainment. They told me to show up. Is this 1515 Rackamack Lane? I don't remember what the address was. The address kinda looked like that one over there" ::points to a japanese sign::

"If anyone in the house likes bananas lemme hear ya' say OH YEAH!" ::puts hand to ear, waiting everyone's response::

Tom: What do these smell like?
Salesman: The lady's spot
Tom: The what?
Salesman: The lady's secret spot
Tom: (points to a McDonalds outfit) So then what do these smell like, Big Macs?



I would give anything to be in your shoes.
These are Darnell's shoes.

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I like the go fork yourself t-shirts... and also when tom puts a dildo on the convere (i cant spell!) belt and that chef wants to like.. knock him out for it hehehe..."what was that noise he made *does impression* ..i was only putting dildos in the sushi, whats the big deal?"

"Randy told me to be here... ...so i can put the lentil soup in the backgammon boards"
"uh huh... uh huh..."

XD

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"The policemen are dressed like cute little cub scouts! Daddy, I'm freezing! Can you build me a fire daddy?"

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"Drink something making you better feeling!"
"Drink something making you better feeling!"
"Drink something making you better feeling!"

THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved that scene...

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Man on train: People...in....Japan...are...crea...eh...carea...?
Tom: They're queer?
Man: Yes! Queer!
Tom: Are you Japanese?
Man: Yes!

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He was actually saying that a lot of people in japan are from Korea.

And also it's "Choose one making you better feeling", not drink.

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The statue part was great!

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When he starts laughing at the guy who fell down the stairs...then pulls out a megaphone and points him out

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