What do you think? Who's the funniest? Spike? Shocker? Vulture? Scorpion? Green Goblin?
shareI say Vulture. He's voiced by the guy who played Howling Mad Murdock on The A Team. "The only injured party here is you, in a moment!" "You're becoming a thorn in my side!" "Pest!"
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Mine is Scorpion when he sez to Spidey
Scorpion:Talk no talking you cant take me back
Spider-Man:I would'nt even know were to take you to
Mine is when screpion says "Go back to your corprate masters" love it cracks me up every time
sharei love this bit when climbing vultures tower
vulture says something about blowing spider-man up with a bomb
spider-man: oh you wouldn't want to do that! think of your housebill
also when spider-man confronts shocker
when spidey calls shocker all those names like pillowhead and "The Cushion!"
and finally in the first battle with green goblin.....
green goblin: you know you don't stand a chance brother!
spider-man: if i'm your brother now, then i'm telling mom!
haha classic and not to mention all the bruce campbell parts
I know Bruce Campbell as the Tour Guide in the Tutorial and in the game are so stinkin funny there are so many great quotes but here's a few of his best.
"Okay now let's get started now get the gum out of your ears and listen good, touch the question mark directly in front of you (after you touch the question mark) well good to see you can follow basic instructions"
"Of course you'd know this if you played the basic tutorial but I guess your just cooler then the rest of us"
You'll web zip straight up, as long as there's something to stick to above you otherwise you'll just look like a jerk"
"Up on the compass means forward to you, you follow me, well stop following me or I'll have you aressted"
"If you wonna throw some more goons around knock on the door by facing it and pressing the punch button, I'm gonna grab a ham sandwhich"
(While chewing his sandwhich) "Okay so here you are on the side of a building, your target is up so you could crawl but I know you though you want fast you want it now, if you press the R1 button you'll web zip in the direction your crawling now don't say I never did anything for ya oh to much mustard"
"But beware if you press the L1 button while holding the R2 button you will explode"
Those are just some of his many funny and best quotes