Absolutely the worst film I have ever seen ...
... and I thought Velvet Goldmine and Rumble in Hong Kong would take some beating.
I went in with quite high expectations, as the trailer looked quite good - could this be the Easy Rider for our generation?!? Not a chance! I don't think I could say anything that could 'spoil' anyone's experience of this movie, but here goes.
You first know for sure that things are going really badly when the main guy performs the tramp opera college project. And it get's worse... Awful nonsense spouted by clubbers make you never want to go anywhere near any sort of drug again. Great records are played in terrible scenes - I came very close to biting my own tongue off in a spasming fit of rage when I heard Lamb 'Gorecki' several months later.
I think it's all subversive, right-wing trickery designed to make us all want to be estate agents. If the UK Conservative Government had had this in the '90s, then they wouldn't have needed the Criminal Justice Act to stop us dancing in fields.