Mine is when these 3 boys are watching them try to break into this house and Cassie turns around and in this real sexy voice says "Hey, guys. 'Species' is on the SciFi channel."
And the boys just run as fast as they can. I just love how the show make fun of itself.
Tecnicallly, that makes you a cannibal.--Sara Sidle
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My Fav. quote would be when Cross and Cassie are at that Power Couples weekend retreat thingy and while they're unpacking They have a convo and they say this ( amoung other things):
Cross: My mother always said having big feet was a sign of intelligence.
Cassie: If that were true, all basketball players would be rocket scientists.
Cross: Are you saying my mother lied?
Cassie: If the shoe fits...
Another one would be the part in one episode were cross is standing in front of three coffins after figuring out the case and Cross says Step out of The Coffin...Then D.D says I've bet you've never said that before.
Cassie McBain: What a day, huh? Parachuting into a cemetary because the perimeter was guarded and it was our only way in, and exposing a deadly double agent who was trying to elude capture by faking his own death and being buried with an oxygen tank, only to be dug up later.
D.D. Cummings: We knew all that, you know.
Cassie McBain: I know. I'm just saying it for anyone who might've been wondering why we're going through all that trouble.
Shane Phillips: Who'd be wondering?
Cassie McBain: I don't know, anyone.
[pauses and looks around]
Cassie McBain: Look, I've never told you guys this, it's kind of embarrassing. Sometimes I get the weirdest feeling like people are watching us, like they're listening in on every single thing we do or say.
Shane Phillips: Yeah, I get that feeling, too.
D.D. Cummings: So do I.
[all 3 turn to look suspiciously into the camera]
Cassie McBain: Creepy, huh?
D.D. Cummings: Yeah, very.
Shane Phillips: My hair's a mess.
Kelly Sawyer: I guess you've heard of cryogenics?
Cassie McBain: Sure we have; the human snowcone, the freeze-dried nuts, the people who get frostbite *after* they die.
D.D. Cummings: Walt Disney did it; who's next, Michael Ice-ner?
Cassie McBain: The only people who've done that are absolute zeros.
D.D. Cummings: Or people with bi-polar personalities.
Kelly Sawyer: What were they in jail for, was it beating a joke to death?
Margo: If my father would have relaxed every now and then, maybe he wouldn't have put that gun in his mouth.
Cassie McBain: Your father committed suicide?
Margo: No, just put a gun in his mouth. Was going for a world record with a Winchester rifle - all he could manage was a Colt .45. I tell you, that man had cheeks like a Hefty Bag.
Amy: Who the hell are you people?
Shane Phillips: We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you.
Mica Divornak: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Cassie McBain: Yeah, everyone always says that.
Shane Phillips: Right before we kick their asses.
D.D. Cummings: We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or someone planning a murder.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or discussing incest.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or planning to murder someone they had an incestuous affair with.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about cross-dressers.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about incestuous cross-dressers who murder.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or divorce court. Or people's court.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or recreated murders that end up in court.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or Cedric.
Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures.
D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures?
Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot.
Ho-Ho-Holy crap is it hot in here?--Friends
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It was more of a visual gag, but I love when they the girls have to climb down the side of a building and talk about how great it is when they can just instantly cut to the end, and BAM! They edit to them already inside the window.
No dead bodies for daddy tonight
Funny scene, but you thought that was a real sexy voice? I didn't get that at all. It came across as kinda nonchalant to me.
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