crappiest game ever


this game sucks. boring tedious and *beep* graffix

i would have taken over the world but a shiny thing distracted me

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So metalik fairy, don't like huge open ended RPG/adventure games, huh! Well, here's one video game for you.

PONG!

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I love how everyone bends over to Bethseda because the game has pretty graphics an "decent" combat system.

Morrowind is better than Oblivion. Neither game is really that open ended, Wow, complete the quests in any Fing order you want, It's not the first game to do it, The GTA series has done it better.

It all still comes around in the end, to one point, no alternate storyline, no alternate ending, you have no choice of your fate, and even less so in Oblivion. And that's pretty goddamn liniar if you ask me.

Oblivion upsets me greatly. The AI is nothing but scripting, and the few instances of none scripted events usually results in an NPC dying an incredibly stupid death, Like two Imperial guards fighting each other for absolutly no apperent reson what so ever.

They promised so much, Intelligent A.I, a game world that flows around the player, with or without, Revamped monsters, and even NPCs shoping and interacting and having to eat and sleep.

Instead we get one voice actor doing all of the elves, one voice actor for both Khajiit and Argonian, the dialogue that is spoken between NPCs is... incoherant at best.. for example "DID YOU HEAR, THE CITY OF KVATCH HAS BEEN DESTROYED" (This happened about two years ago)the other NPC's responce "HMMPFG" In which the orginal conversation starting NPC either grunts or says something totally random afterwards. Another game did a similar thing like this, Half-Life 1. And don't start on about how the NPCs talking to each other about random *beep* is cool because it unlocks topics, Because you don't even need to really hear them.

I was looking at a plant in the corner of a city not a voice in my ear, subtitiles didn't even pick anybodys conversation up, And I somehow unlock a new topic.

Speaking of topics; You'ed really be lucky to find one good NPC who has more than three things to say that's not the EXACT same dialogue as the last fifty NPCs you just walked across, who ALL sounded indentical dispite being different races. Oh and when another voice actor IS used, he has the EXACT same lines of dialogue. They couldn't even rewrite paragraphs for different races.

Not only this, But there's absolutly NO RESON to even LISTEN to them blabber on about nonesence, First of all you'ed of probably heard the same goddamn thing from one hundread different NPCs from every race and sex in the first hour of gameplay. Second, They're all faceless. Not ONE NPC I've come across has stood out.

They all just blunder around on scripted paths and get them selves killed when something interacts with them. I once saved this Woman out in the middle of nowhere, She was running (At an incredible speed, Also note Statistics do not seem to matter when it comes with NPCs, as when they get into combat they magically get jacked up five times whatever yours are) to me, I killed the bear that was following her (also at an incredible speed) by arrowing it, She had ONE thing to say to me and that was Rumors, Which I heard from the last twenty women I came across before. She didn't like me for saving her life, no disposition gain, she didn't care/notice/acknoladge, she doesn't have intelligence, none of them do.

Shopping and interacting? You wish. NPCs never walk into stores for any reson, You NEVER see any NPCs sporting a shiny new sword, or a brand-new helmet. You never see NPCs stealing from each other. (Unless it's scripted) Eating and drinking? Yeah they just walk into an Inn at the EXACT same time (Scripted) WHIP out whatever drink/food from their ass, and dig in.

Sleeping? All at the same time, It's all scripted, They don't have "needs" a Sim from The Sims is more "Alive" than ANY NPC in Oblivion.

They literally killed the A.I in the game, As I said, Everything the NPC's do is Scripted. That or when it does act on its own it gets KILLED, as I said in an IDIOTIC MANNER.

Monsters. They act exactly the same as Morrowind monsters, They run directly at you regardless of the risk, They show no signs of self preservence, and if you get out of their reach they will just run at the rock or pillar or whatever you're standing on forever. Also at an incredible speed.

The game is literally the same regardless of Sex, hell sometimes they don't even get your sex right, My uncle plays a Male Breton and they call him Miss all the time (I'm a Male Imperial, no problems so far). I give a point to Morrowind for this for example If you're Male, you could talk to Ahnassi and unlock a "romance" quest, She's a sweet female Khajiit in a town. (no gay *beep* in TES} And if you were Female there was some Male who would request something different.

Presuation is useless as I may or may not of mentioned. Everybody has the same attitude with you no matter what, You get the exact same responces in Presuation regardless of Sex or whoever you are, (Unlike Morrowind) and once you find out what they like/dislike, It sounds a bit like this "THAT'S DISGUS- DON'T WASTE YOUR FLATTER- OH TALK TOUGH TO- MY LIFE IS DRAB AN- THAT'S DISGUS- DON't WASTE YOUR FLATTER- OH TALK TOUGH TO- MY LIFE IS DRAB AN-" repeat untill desired disposition is achived.

Note that in Morrowind, Intimidating was a way of initiating a fight without throwing the first punch. In Oblivion, the NPCs enjoy it.

The Demo was one big gigantic lie, Yes. One of the resons I was so THRILLED to get Oblivion was after seeing the demo of the book seller woman actually APPEARING TO EXHIBIT SOME FORM OF INTELLIGENCE I thought "WOW THE POSSIBILITIES WILL BE ENDLESS, MAYBE I WILL COME INTO A TOWN TO SEE SOME OLD GUY GETTING MUGGED BY A CROOK AND MAYBE I WILL SAVE HIM AND EARN RESPECT AND THIS AND THAT AND OHHH" no, I was dissapointed.

You can't even kill everybody, "Special" characters simply go "Unconcious" and certian areas involving quests are locked by doors requireing "Keys" which means YOU CAN'T PICK THEM.

Plus if you have a Quest item, you can't even drop the goddamn thing. atleast it's weightless.

Bethseda is going down a bad bad bad road, Their most recent (StarTrek Legacy) promised EVEN MORE than Oblivion, infact it had stuff IN THE MANUAL THAT WAS NOT IN THE GAME. However I do love Startrek, but that is still no excuse.

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You just spent half an hour of your life writing this post and what did you prove? Nothing.

A.I. = Artificial Intelligence. Artificial, got it? It's either scripted, or real life. Never both.

Not even movies can simulate real life 100%... So please, leave these great games be, ok? Good.

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i do not like open end games either. i stick with secret of evermore. at least it has music by jeremy soule. and a SCRIPT.

Eating rocks may lead to crumbling teeth.

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Maybe he's just to stupid to play a video game that gives him his own choices.

"Ok, so now I go shoot the mexican guy and go back to talk to the boss."

"Good work, now go shoot a Cuban guy from a street corner."

That sounds more suitable for him.

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this game sucks. boring tedious and *beep* graffix

Boring? *beep* graffix? Whaaaaaaat??!?! I found this to be one of the greatest games I've ever played. It was absolutely amazing. The graphics were some of the best at the time the game came out, I was in awe. Tedious? Maybe. The game can get frustrating at times and kinda difficult, but that is no reason to hate the game.

What are some games you really like?

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I'd have to agree with the original post. I watched my boyfriend play it for four hours and thought I was gonna die from boredom and he was gonna die from frustration. Don't insult people for simply having an opinion that conflicts with yours, it shows how shallow you are.

"The robins are singing, the pidgeons are cooing!"
-Aramis (Man in the Iron Mask)

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In the beginning, it's very very frustrating. Your character always sucks. But patience is a virtue. I actually find that by the end, the game is boring because my character is too strong.

Yes, boring to watch. Maybe to play, at first, unless you have someone giving you pointers on who to talk to. Again, whoever's playing, keep it up. Once you get familiar with the world, it gets way more fun. And interesting.

Different opinions are fine. Uninformed opinions aren't. Starting players without experienced helpers don't count. The game is designed to scare away newbies, I think.



Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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Are you serious? Who wants to play a game where the first five hours (and probably more) is spent with someone more "experienced" than you telling you what to do? If someone had told my boyfriend before he bought it, he would have avoided it like the plague. If I didn't think it was a crappy game before, I sure do now. 'Starting players without experienced helpers don't count' oh please.

No good. ::Sniff:: Can't hear you.

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I must have put a good 10 hours into morrowind and can safely say that it is pretty cr*p. The world is far too large, meaning half the time you're just wandering around aimlessly and the other half, you spend it talking to guys with less emotion than a statue of arnold schwarznegger (not sure if sp is right, don't care if it isn't). Additionally, the world is cold and gloomy, making it seem like (far too many times) you are the only person in the entire world with power of choice and chance. Don't get me started on the combat...

There are good points; It's very open-ended to the extent that its literally a case of doing whatever the heck you want, and whilst the characters and places are not very lively, you genuinely get the feeling off roaming around an actual country (from muddy villages to royal pallaces). Additionally the game is good at remembering things, example: Put a spoon in a sack in some random house and you'll find it there again even if you've just travelled the entire country!

Bottom line AWAKENING124 was right in calling the game 'boring', it is incredibly so. However, I can see why some people would enjoy it, and I can also see that Morrowind is on the right track towards creating that definatice RPG. Oblivion may just be the one...


Two hunderd thousand Orcs on your doorstep...Now thats alot of Orcs!

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Ummm just because you were bored, it doesnt give you the right to judge the game. After youve played it for atleast 3 months, we can talk ratings. Have u ever actually played morrowind before? if not then shutup.

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So I'm supposed to hate a game for three months before I can voice my opinion? Pardon me if I play things I like instead...

I know plenty about Morrowind, and that's why I can judge. Just 'cause I'm not hopelessly in love with a widely popular game, it doesn't mean I have to shut up. Yes, I have played. No, I don't like it. I don't really like Oblivion either, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate them for what they are: Very ambitious, groundbreaking projects. Hyper micromanagement is not my cup of tea, so both games really bore me (for other reasons too). I do like a certain level of management though, the FF series does a pretty good job of balancing the level of detail you have control over.

I'm all for realism, but there comes a point where a game has to draw the line because if it goes too far it just gets ridiculous.


"It was dark, I was drunk, and it was delicious."
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morrowind won game of the year awards from every major publication and website in 2002.

its one of the best selling games of all time for both PC and xbox.

to this day the game still has a huge following, and a very active community with over 170,000 forum members. countless websites devoted to MOD creation for the PC and tons more covering everything from history and lore to combat and tactics.

you can hate it all you want. the majority has already decided its a hit regardless of your opinion.

for anyone else with an open mind and some patience, give morrowind a try. for those of you with ADD or an IQ less than 90, keep on walking theres nothing to see here.

and for the record, this is a horrible site for info on this game. try here:
http://www.elderscrolls.com/home/home.htm

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Oh the 'subjective mirrored as objective' viewpoint mixed in with a touch of 'insinuating that people who disagree are thick/ignorant' argument, how did I not see that comming.


Two hunderd thousand Orcs on your doorstep...Now thats alot of Orcs!

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any one who aggreed on me saying its crap has sense. and the graffix being "exellent" lets just say i've been... trapped in glitch areas x 23, "the earthquake" glitched x a lot and buggy characters and monsters. a very boring crappy game and yes i find pong better at least there no glitches in that.

i would have taken over the world but a shiny thing distracted me

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You say that the graphics and the gameplay sucks on Morrowind correct? What other games would you still be talking about after they have been released for 3 years? Yes the graphics are pretty much obsolete now, but think of the computers we were playing on then and the RAM available at the timw of the release!!! The new game scheduled for early next year will (like all the others) blow the competition out of the water! It will be years ahead of itself and my guess is just like Morrowind, in 2010 we will still be talking about it!! The gameplay is different and not for a lot of people. I personally dont like Doom. Its not a bad game, just doesnt turn me on.

Bottom line-Graphics were before its time and gameplay is a hit or miss on what you like.

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SURE THERES LOTS OF GLITCHES (ive never had a glitch on the game myself) But does any morrowind hater have a REAL reason why you think its a bad game?

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"*beep* graffix"? Keep in mind it came out in 2002, and that games aren't all about graphics, unless you're a very shallow, dimwitted gamer.

As for the glitches, well, you have to see past them to properly appreciate Morrowind. It's more open ended and detailed (storyline wise) than anything I've ever played before, and it'll probably remain as such until Oblivion is released. You just have to have patience, which apparently, you don't.

By the way, if the glitches are such a bother, Google "Unofficial Morrowind Patch" and download it. Fixes just about every bug in the game left unresolved by previous updates.

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As a reply to all the people who said Morrowind is boring....Firstly most of you were probly bought up on PS2's and forced into playing mindless games like GTA, where in your told what to do and cannot progress any further until that task is completed, If however you were bought to appreciate RPG'S then you would have sampled Baldurs Gate 1 or 2 and know what really makes a good game.

Maybe you also think that Final Fantasy is an RPG, WRONG! Final Fantasy doesent or never had used the D&D system, your playing a poor mans role playing game which is child like and unplayable once completed, From the moment a played Morrowind i was hooked, the moment you see the sun setting over the hills with the lens flare *WOW*, No other game has come close to rivaling Morrowinds interactivity, for the first weeks that i played it i ignored the main quest and explored the world finding hidden caves and tresure and marvelling at the beautifully dynamic rendering of the world, sometimes scary and at other times wonderous is how i would describe it.

Now for the girl who had to watch her boyfriend play the game, firstly, did your boyfriend expect to jump into the game and be given a shotgun or uzi so he may go around killing people for no reason?, or did he play the game to be totally immersed into a different world, it all comes down to maturity, You really have to think when playing morrowind, which is why you and your boyfriend probly dident like it.

This game even though i have completed it offers unimagined replayability, im still going back and exploring things i never found before, Especially with the Blood Moon and Tribunal expansion packs, if your Boyfriend did like this, i assure you, you wouldent be a couple for long, it totally grabs you and dodesent let go, You may think Morrowind is boring, but your probly into mindless games like GTA or Beat em ups, Morrowind has truly stood the test of time, and cannot be judged by just playing a few hours, Give this game your time, and youll find out why it was given Game Of The Year.

Morrowind Obilivion on the XBOX360 falls at the end of this year, and is sure to build upon the Eldar Scrolls success, This is the final word on the this conversation, you cannot judge unless you have given quality time to really appreciate this game and all it offers.

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I should be throwing rotten tomatoes at you, but instead, my non-comformist instincts tell me to agree.

In one word: Tedious.
Anyone who ever played Morrowind has tried to be stuck in a situation for 1-2 hours, and ended up crying like a little child. It happens all the time, and if it wasn't for the UESP (which has been down a lot recently), the tears would keep on flowing.

The game engine is filled with bugs. Sometimes you fall through the ground, get stuck in some complex polygons, or maybe the game just crashes alltogether.

The game design was very cool and awe-inspirering in the beginning, but as soon as you gather enough courage to enter those Fortresses and Dwemer Ruins, the magic kind of disappears. The doublenatured feeling of mystery, keeping distance to the unknown, and at the same time being drawn to it, was the single element that justified all the suffer and torment caused by the various bugs.

The last epic battle with *beep* Ur is a total letdown if you look at scenery. NOTHING on Red Mountain is unique, only that stupid red dust storm. The monsters were boring. It turned into a slasher. And the introduction of *beep* Ur... no wait, there were none. The ending was too easy.

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Why The *beep* can't I say D-A-G-O-T-H?

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Lol i agree! just hope theve improved on those faults with Obilvion and i just hope that *beep* isent there either!!! was far too easy! and by now i should be a god, after having beaten the end boss of bloodmoon into a pulp, nothing stands in my way in this game anymore, and the restraints and limitations of the game only seek to keep me frow getting any stronger.

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Well red mountain is barren because...it's in the middle of the blight! gawd.

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maybe RPG's aren't 4 you

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i hated this game when i first played it, the first 2 hours were terrible. but after i started to get things to work i.e. being able to hit stuff, the game turned out to be freaking awesome. i'm doing fighters guild stuff the now, and have no idea where thr main quest is, nor do i care. this game is brilliant if you just stick by it for a wee while

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I love this game.

The very idea that you can just wander around the island is great. Sometimes I don't WANT to do anything. I just want to observe the scenery. Or read a book. Or go dungeon diving. Very fun.

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