Shark Attack 3: The Drinking Game!
My and mate bored at work today, discussed that this film surely must have a drinking game designed for it akin to the ones for Mallrats. But according to google this isn't so. Why!? It's crying out for one! So here's some basic rules
we came up with. Together let us design the best why to vomit whilst pissing our pants with laughter.
Where in the World?: Drink 1 finger for every Mexican Flag that appears on
screen. And we mean EVERY one.
Megalodon Attack!: Obviously, drink 4 fingers every time mummy megalodon
swallows something whole.
Full Throttle Now!: Drink 1 finger for every lever seen being pushed or pulled.
Who the...?: Drink 3 fingers for that odd looking chaps portrait which pops up
sporadicly throughout the film. (apologies in advance if
this is Mexico's prime minister/ president, still looks
odd).
Is this the Discovery Channel?: 1 finger for every piece of stock footage used.
'THE line': What else could it be? Down your drink!
'Going nowhere slowly': Drink 2 fingers every time a boat is supposedly blazing
through the water, but blatantly not actually moving.
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit': Drink 1 finger every time Mr. Barrowman (Ben) utters this
filthy word.
'Always carry a spare...': Finish the line (Its 'It's the Navy Way')
and drink 4 fingers. Last one to shout (or if you
forget) has to down their drink.
'You're extinct': 4 fingers when the respective megalodons kick the bucket.
We're having a great time!': When the parasailing guys on the boat drink, you
drink.
F"""k your prayers': Drink for the duration of the brilliant church scene.
Feel free to add!