He doesn't really sell that line.
"Unless Alpert's covered in bacon grease, I don't think Hugo can track anything."
I'm with you on that, but to be fair was an ad lib to get the wodden doll who tried to be the lead actress to act lesss stiff.
shareWell, he was probably trying to illicit a humorous response from fellow "actress" Jenny that he says he was not meant to be kept in the movie. Since he's never been in the closet and is one of the most outspoken gays in UK it was a funny thing to say as joke/blooper. She was so unappealing to me in every way and I find it hilarious that he was just trying to get a reaction from her since she reacted to nothing else in the movie! Bigger question is why is she in both 1 & 3 but as different characters? Haven't seen the others so am I missing something? Evil twin sister? Only watched for JB, please don't tell me I need to watch the others! I just can't! I'm heading back to Torchwood Captain Jack!
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