Other Cheesy Shark Movies ?


HAHA this movie was hilarious, I'd like to know some other cheesy shark movies if anyone knows em. I saw one with Ernie Hudson and Casper Van Dien, and Deep Blue Sea (which wasn't THAT terrible) and Jaws the Revenge...but I'm sure there's others out there, any recommendations?

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um theres Shark attack 2, Shark Hunter, Red water, Jaws 2(not bad movie) of course Jaws(Great Movie), Jaws 3(stupid), Shark Zone. That's all I can think of Right now I've seen all of them own most of them most of them minus jaws 1 and 2 are very cheesy but shark movies.

hope that helps

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Deep Blue Sea was an ok shark movie, the Jaws series isn't THAT great though, including the first one. Some of those shark movies I haven't even heard of

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I found another cheesy shark movie...Dark Waters....2004 straight to video release. ..not as cool as the cover made it look to be...but I still love those cheesy shark movies..

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jaws 3 wasent that stupid... my mom was an extra in the bar scene :) :) :)

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Can I have her autograph?

Seriously.

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"I saw one with Ernie Hudson and Casper Van Dien"

That was Shark Attack, the first one...

"but I'm sure there's others out there, any recommendations?"

Red Sea...made for TV movie...horrible..

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Great white(the best one), Cruel jaws(the dumbest one), Tintorera(most boring), Night of the sharks(not so much of a shrk movie), Shark´s cave(haven´t seen this one)

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there is a new shark movie "Spring Break Shark Attack.' Probably better than red water and all 3 shark attack movies but probably worse than Jaws 3d or Jaws 2

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Yeah I saw that one(Spring break bla bla). That was really boring since you want a ahrk movie to be gory. I saw another one yeasterday, called simply "Megalodon". The acting and the dialogue a little bit better than in Shark attack 3, but again, not nearly gory enough.

Then there's crocodile movies!!! Lake Placid being my favourite, but that one's also kind of funny, so it doesn't really qualify being "cheesy" :)

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I saw Megalodon
also about the prehistoric monster shark.
The other one had better story than this one.
Also it used CGI that was much better than the cut
and paste used in this one, And this one used
footage from Discovery channel.
The other one seems better budget and takes it
self more seriously but then again that maybe its
down fall and where this one succedes.
This is more campy and low budget and it really shows.
Somehow this one is able to pull it off as
campy late night fun.

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hey you guys will someone please tell me how i might get JAWS 5: CRUEL JAWS?

it was banned in the US cuz it borrowed footage from every shark movie basically
and the starwars soundtrack

so yeah do you know how i could find it?

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jaws of death, maco, and orca (not a shark movie, but about a killer whale).


spent

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What format are you looking for?

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I thought "Open Water" one of the most idiot movies ever! The end ripped-off from "Shark Attack" also.

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Open Water was freaking terrible. I've been pondering sueing that *beep* director to try and get my time back for seeing that trash.

Shark Attack 3 is probably my favorite movie of all time however.

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Aren't all the people who payed to see a movie about two people stuck floating in the water for 95 minutes all idiots for paying for it? The people who did Open Water were, smart, made a movie people payed for, and they made money out of it.

You got duped, get over it. So did I.

Yet I still went to see Open Water 2. I'm the king of all the idiots.

And yes, the shark bits in Open Water were nerve wracking, especially since this is probably what happened to the poor slobs in real life.

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here are some shark flicks..

- Jaws (The Best!)
- Jaws 2 (Also one of the best, at least one of the better)
- Jaws 3 (Terrible..but better than most of these Made for DVD/Video & TV)
- Jaws 4 (No No No, Why did Michael Caine appear in this!?)
- Deep Blue Sea (Best Shark Robots & Animation, better than the movies below)
- Shark Attack 1 (Bad but have some good moments)
- Shark Attack 2 (Better but still not good)
- Shark Attack 3 (Awful,)
- Dark Waters (Lorenzo Lamas, can you expect any worse?)
- Red Water (Well, it wasn't that bad..better than Dark Waters!)
- The Last Shark (Classic, Cult)
- Cruel Jaws (Have some cool scenes, then it's just pure trash rip off)
- Tintorera (Boring as hell, more Softporn than a Shark Movie)
- Creature (Cool idea but not for TV, could been much better)
- Shark Zone (Haven't Seen It Yet)
- Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy (Haven't Seen It Yet)
- Mako: Jaws Of Death (Haven't Seen It Yet)
- Shark (with Burt Reynolds, Haven't Seen It Yet)
- Megalodon (Haven't Seen It Yet)




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The book for the Creature is way the better than the TV movie. It was originally titled as "White Shark" by Peter Benchley

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There was a movie that came out a few years ago called Shark Hunter. It was just an OK movie, but the shark effects were actually pretty good. It was another shark movie to feature the Megalodon.

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I read all these message board posts and nobody ever mentions Blue Demon. I haven't seen all of the "bad shark movies" yet, but Blue Demon is my vote for the worst. It just sucked in every way and had no redeeming qualities. Not even "funny bad" or laughable cheesy acting or dialogue, just worthless.

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alright,

- Open Water
- Blue Demon
- 12 Days Of Terror


there 3 more haha,

PS: Megalodon was really crappy!

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I want to see Cruel Jaws so bad.

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Well my friend, I may be able to help :o)
I suggest going to: www.trash-online.com
They do an uncut version of this bad movie classic.

Happy viewing :o)

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hmm..how about peter benchley's creature? its kind of about a shark.. a deformed shark..but..still a shark..


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I got Cruel Jaws in the mail the other day. So far I've only had time to watch the first ten minutes of it but it's hilarious.

Over acting, Terrible dialogue, a shark with a strategy (WTF), Stupid Characters

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0444723/

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I own that one but I havn't watched it yet.

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Shark Attack in the Mediterranean is a GREAT one.

"The natural state of mankind is war." - Nietzsche

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sharks in venice with stephen balwin is pretty hilarious

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No one has watched Marina Monster? You haven't seen bad until you've seen that.

"In celluloid we trust." -Herzog

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Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. It might as well be Shark Attack 4.

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Mission of the Shark: The Saga of the U.S.S. Indianapolis gives the full story of the Indianapolis the Robert Shaw talks about in his famous speech in Jaws.

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theres also supershark, megashark vs crocosauras (has guy that played steve urkel in it, raging sharks, shark night, shark hunter,shark swarm.

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