What I learned from Shark Attack 3

What I learned: Apparently sharks will growl when they get out of water.

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That was truly brilliant.

22. people usually carry baseball bats on their boats
23. Techies dont care about their job and smoke weed.
24. sharks can eat entire boats and motors and have no injurys
25. digital cameras can send photos you have just taken simultaniously to your computer.

thats all i can think of for now.

33. Not only do these sharks growl when they attack, they also chew their food instead of shaking it.

34. When at a mexican resort, keep an eye out for girls who surface from the pool like they are doing a photo shoot for Playboy.

awesome list! the werid part is, i had made a list like 6 months ago before i ever saw this! i love it when i find people who love this movie as much as me!! here is my list:
Things I learned and/or think are awesome from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon:

1) Sharks growl underwater and while eating.
2) I never knew “submariner” was a job
3) The token Navy vet with framed pictures of G.W. Bush and Dick Cheney in his living room loves America, although for some reason he lives in Mexico.
4) Filmed in 2002, the computers are of higher quality in the movie War Games
5) What’s Chuck Rampart’s job? Navy vet? Diver? Submariner? Computer Hacker? You decide.
6) I never knew “The Navy Way” was to carry two of everything
7) Everything about Davis and Friedman (we’ll elaborate later)
8) Mexicans hold entire conversations by simply saying “Hola!” and drinking beer the way Napoleon Dynamite drinks Gatorade.
9) I learned that if someone yells at me to say they see me, and are driving right at me to come rescue me after we’ve made verbal contact, I should always yell “HEY! OVER HERE!” just so they know where I am.
10) When filming a movie, you can never show someone pull up a boat throttle enough times, nor can you show someone moving a steering column on a helicopter too much.
11) It is incredibly easy to snap a picture of something (namely, a shark’s tooth), post it online, and have it have a plain black background as opposed to the background that was there when you took the photo.
12) The best pickup line in the world is, “I’m just so wired, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?”
13) You can film a scene of 2 people lighting a candle in a church together and splice it anywhere into a disaster movie, and it’ll fit.
14) Lawyers are the real sharks.
15) Davis will do anything with a pair of tits
16) Davis has to ask Friedman if he remembers his trait of being the ass man. He does.
17) Davis’ laugh and clapping resembles a 2-year old
18) When you have the most dangerous shark on Earth a few feet from you, it will suffice to clip a carabineer and rope to the belt loop on your jeans if you feel the need to hang from the side of your boat, it should hold.
19) When you now have the necklace of a girl who died whom you’ve never met in your life, it is the most valuable treasure you can own, and you should keep it with you at all times.
20) Yacht’s have excellent soundproofing, so much that screaming, wood breaking, growling sharks, and shotguns won’t be heard by those on the main deck.
21) Megalodons can easily swallow an entire speedboat.
22) Easi sounds an awful lot like “East Side”
23) When casting a movie, the more people you cast whose last name ends in “V”, the better.
24) Old navy men like to swear a lot
25) Computer hacking is easy, simply type in the words onto a generic screen of what you’re looking for and, BAM!, there it is!
26) Grenades are a dime a dozen
27) Submarines are immune from grenades
28) The look on the girl’s face when big-nose head-of-the-town guy steals her life vest is priceless. “What? Why?”
29) If your boat isn’t sinking and there is a shark the size of a Greyhound bus in the water, it is in your best interests to abandon ship ASAP.


my roomy's additions:
# It's not necessary to light your cigar, but merely to keep it in your mouth while you're talking.
# David Worth is a genius.
# Even if you hear someone's loud footsteps and see their flashlight beam, you're still scared *beep* when they walk right up to you.
# Who honestly calls their boss "Mr. ____" anymore?
# Making out while going head first down a waterslide will always end badly.
# All communications company CEOs are at their desks at 5AM.
# *beep* are never happy.
# Sharks lose their teeth frequently.
# I like how they stop to get the guy who is safely in the boat as opposed to the parasailer who is seconds away from death.
# "Meg" is short for Megalodon – Awesome!
# Son of a bitch!
# When you are going to lunge at someone, wait until security shows up to restrain you.
# Rivets will pop right out of a boat when it is rammed by a shark.
# Where was Friedman during the whole "Davis unconscious, Ben and Cat fight the shark" scene?
# You should always arm a torpedo in your living room.
# A submarine that is the size of my car on the outside is actually the size of my basement on the inside.
# Why are underwater cables "a new technology"? Wouldn't that be satellite technology?
# The grenade thrower has the arm of a 6 year old.
# Ben pretending to be choking but actually laughing hysterically before uttering the cheesiest and best line of the movie – "Megalo-who?"


my friend alicia's additions:
# It's okay to insert footage of deep sea fishing from 17 years ago into your new movie and pretend like it's from today
# Forrest Gump's dad makes a special guest appearance as the shark museum security guard
# The best method for capturing footage of a rare shark is with your 4.1 megapixel handheld Cannon camera – in black and white of course
# Don't have sex or get naked. You will die. Unless you are the main character
# Someone who slightly bumps their head requires much more immediate attention than a person who is parasailing, stranded in the water, and being drug around by a shark
# You know the poison dart is deadly because it comes in a box labeled with a skull & crossbones
# Most overly used quote – "Son of a Bitch"
# I learned that a shark communicates by growling
# When you purchase dynamite on the black market it come in a box clearly labeled "Explosives"
# Hmmm, I wonder if this extremely large "mystery" shark tooth I found matches the teeth of this dead shark I found on the beach, which I determined was a sand tiger shark by looking at its small, skinny teeth. Better check.
# Who doesn't love unnecessary boob shots?
# The official title of this movie should have been Shark Attack 3: Megala Who?

oh, i also learned that davis is the best camera man in the world becasue when he films shark footage from a boat of a shark eating a hunk of meat, his camera can magically be half underwater and half above water while displaying the word "Record"

I also learned that the proper spelling for mystery is actually "mistery" when paleontologists search for sharks online.