while drunk. me and my boyfriend watched this film after finding out that it had john barrowman and being big dr who and torchwood fans, bought it for £3 off play. we watched it whilst getting progressivley more drunk and thought it amazing! any one else had similar experiences?
"I can't think of anything original...I'm only good in support!"
Me and my boyfriend (i'm a male, btw) sat down with a fine glass of cognac and watched this the other night. i find it really insulting that people think this movie is a joke. my dad was eaten by a Megalodon, so i would know...sharks DO roar!
shareAre you serious? Are you freaking serious? A megalodon WAS a prehistoric shark! Emphasis on PREHISTORIC! This movie is one of the most cut-rate pieces of crap I have ever seen! It's gotta be a joke because I laughed my tail off! That's right, I laughed!
shareI really think a boat is a safer place to be during a Megalodon attack. I laughed so hard at Ruiz's accent at the time.
sharewhy don't you tell my dad that a Megalodon WAS a prehistoric shark...cuz i'm pretty sure he WAS alive before he was brutally eaten by one. i hope you appreciate laughing at my misery...
shareI do appreciate laughing at your misery, because that's just the kind of S.O.B. that I am. Look up Megalodon in any zoology reference source and you'll see it died out of 15,000 years ago! The shark in the movie was a freaking great white put up with forced perspective. Do some bloody research before you spread some fake sob story all over the web making yourself look like an idiot! You're what, 14 years old?
sharei did do my research...i researched "Bpwarren24's worst memories of all time" to find out that my dad was eaten by a Megalodon. let me guess, you are the *beep* loser who loves to read zoology reference sources while rubbing your no-no region, but would never have the BALLZ to go actually hunt down a real life Megalodon (which i am currently doing). seriously, once your balls drop, give me a call and you can help me exact revenge on that wretched beast.
shareLook, I'm just trying to make it clear to you that this search for a megalodon is quite futile. And did you type *beep* in place of an obscenity? Please, if you're going to insult me, come up with something creative you bleeding, degenerate twit. The movie shark was simply a bunch of stock footage of great whites. Nobody really knows what a megalodon actually looked like. Now if your father was perchance eaten by a shark, you do have my deepest condolences, but a megalodon was a shark that averaged about 50-100 feet long by estimate because of teeth and jaw fossils left behind. Also, for future reference, sentences begin with capital letters, and "I" used alone is capitalized there, sweetie.
shareIn case you've wondering why its taken me so long to respond, i've been tracking a megalodon for the past few days off the coast of Maine (no success as of yet). First of all, my mother says that swearing is not allowed, hence the beep. Secondly, you keep blathering on about how Megalodons are extinct, but I assure you my father's last words were "Oh my god there's a megalodon eating me right now!" So you can say whatever you want, but I KNOW what i KNOW. I've been talking to my father about you and he says if you keep insulting him he will haunt your dreams, so I SUGGEST you cease unless you want to meet his same megalodon fate. Now you can go beat off to megalodon facts.
PS I'm also sure that the same megalodon that ate my father was filmed for the movie footage in shark attack 3.
Aww, we got a momma's boy here who won't let her little precious baby boy swear. Well you know what? I swear like a sailor, think you're absolutely stupid, and I take immense joy in laughing about death! That's right, I'm a sick, twisted, sadistic, mean spirited, and evil soul that thinks death is funny! I take back my apology from earlier because you don't seem to have the common grace and courtesy to accept when someone tries to be nice to you. And your father's supposed last words? GARBAGE!! I hope he does haunt my dreams so I can bend him over and make him my own little slave. Hope he looks good in leather bondage straps!
shareFirst of swearing makes baby jesus cry (so does masturbating to megalodon facts). And about your swearing like a sailor, my boyfriend dresses up like a sailor and is more sexually convincing than your supposed cursing. I am currently interogating a baby megalodon for infomation on his father. And about my father's last words, give me your bank account number and I'll send you a video tape of my poor father being eaten. Why don't you go do some fake ninja stuff (pirates would kick your tushy) and rub yourself raw.
PS the baby megalodon roared, yes, roared, the whereabouts of his wretched father.
Ninjafox: There is absolutely no question that he is being serious, and that this thread is a useful application of your valuable time. Keep up the good work!
shareTechnically I'm just bored. You think I'm actually taking this seriously? This conversation is actually getting published in the humor column of my college newspaper and it's making me $25.00. I should be thanking this guy.
shareSo when will you be sending bpwarren the $25? Since, you know, he's funny and you're not.
shareYou should definitely put this in a paper so that everyone can see that you're a talented moron.
Also, best of luck to 'bpwarren24' in finding Megalodon...Make it bark and squeal before you get your revenge.
You are an absolute legend! Lol had no idea I would find one of the funniest threads on this random board i've stumbled upon...
"I am currently interogating a baby megalodon for infomation on his father."
- Lol brilliant!!
"And about my father's last words, give me your bank account number and I'll send you a video tape of my poor father being eaten."
- This had to have worked, that ninjafool is mega dense!
Had me laughing so hard lol - brilliant though old thread :)
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