No memorable quotes section on imdb :(

I love the beginning first few lines...

Before you're born, someone, maybe God, defines exactly how he's going to *beep* your life. This was my theory, God only thinks about men at the start... when he decides whether their life is going to be good or bad. If hes in a hurry, he makes a war or a tornado, and kills off a whole bunch of people without a thought, ... But he did think about me.