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THE single worst farted out piece of crap ever

posted 18 years ago by a_fire_inside_3-1
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holy *beep* jesus, i saw the end of this film last night. He's not even bothered anymore is he? haha.... i mean seagal's movies have always been awful but he apears to be reluctant to actually move around in the fight scenes.... or even at all. the plot (unless it was badly edited for TV - though i doubt it) was terrible, i mean seagal terrible. I still say his best film is Executive Descision. This is THE worst film ever.... thats including cabin fever....

[–] Hazzer_99 18 years ago

He's too lazy to move in fights now, and that's a fact. He just sidesteps and pushes people in walls or trips them up like a kid in the playground. Sometimes he will even raise his arm and chop them on the neck. But effort is not something he puts into his newer films.

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

[–] abarsby 18 years ago

Hazzer, how dare you suggest Seagal does those things - HIS STUNT DOUBLE DOES THOSE THINGS - credit where credit's due (-: Imagine how difficult it must be to find a stunt double SO obese, wheezy and unfit so as we don't notice that it's not the real Seagal.

[–] Hazzer_99 18 years ago

Hahaha

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

[–] unkleduke 18 years ago

The reason Seagull doesn't move around much is because, well, he's fat! Like Madonna he is one of these actors who will only be filmed from certain angles, lest you spot his double chin or gut seeping over the top of his belt.

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