TGIF Screwed Up Todays Youth!
It recently came to my attention as an adult that TGIF is the reason todays youth is so screwed up. Kids grew up watching seemingly harmless family friendly shows on ABC but all of the shows had underlying hidden messages through the characters.
Examples:
Family Matters: Mother Winslow was always horny. Steve crossdressed as Myrtle Urkel. Laura was a shallow b*tch she hated steve but when he changed to Steffan she was all over him. Myra and Mother Winslow are dead now and the family disowned Judy and she ended up in porn.
Step By Step: All Frank wanted to do was have sex. Cody was a stoner who lived in a van. Cody also wanted to get with Dana and thats incest in my book.
Boy Meets World: Harley and Frankie, the mafia anyone? Mr. Feeny was a pedifile, he lived next to the kid and some how managed to allwasy be his teacher.
Full House: 3 grown men lived in a house together Jessie eventually got married but we all know that at night Danny would sneak down to the basment and give it to Joey. Everyone except DJ dispised the neighbor Kimmy Gibler!!
Sister Sister: Everyone hated the neighbor hated Roger!!
(Dont Hate Your Neighbor)
Hanging With Mr. Cooper: Everyone hated the neighbor Tyler!!
I will cease my boycott of these shows only if ABC will send me a Carl Winslow bobblehead doll!!!!!!!!