Write your most favorite qoutes from the show!
Karey to her Dad regarding Bridget's thong: "Must be casual sex day at school!"
Karey to her Mom: "You 're the sensitive one..you are smart.. you have inner beauty and sooner or later people are going to realize what they have been missing... Sucks doesn't it!!"
CJ: " Girls would rather hit their head against the cement wall than have my lips touch her"
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Paul: Rory You're Baking Cookies?||Rory: Big Cookies! Man Cookies! Cookies With Nuts!!
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Haha pretty much anything that Rory said. He made me laugh so much on the episodes before Ritter died.
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"NO MONKEY!"
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Rory:(on the machine) you've reached the Hennessys. if ur calling for paul, cate or rory leave a message. if you're calling for bridget or kerry u have the wrong number
Kerry: 2,4,6,8 these mashed potatoes are really great!
Bridget: as it happens i was just shaving my legs. no they do not get hairy
"Oh and you're welcome"
might not be exact but something like
kerry: oh my god, i'm bridget. i cant believe how much my head shakes when i talk.
haha, I love that one.
Then there's:
Bridget: "I'll tell you what this is about! This is about me winning Jeremy and humiliating Lacey so bad that she has to hide her face and move to the Northern territory and live with the bears, until one day she starts riding the bear like a pony and it gets so mad that it turns around and eats her and it eats so much of her face that it starts to look like Lacey and all the other bears point and laugh and say, "Ha! Your face looks like Lacey's."
Bridget: "I'm the one who has to share a room with Wednesday Adams"
This isn't a line but Kerry's expression when Paul takes her to the Grease-type diner in the ep "Give It Up"
Anthony: something something that ends with "shoot!"
Paul: Don't tempt me
F_ck your chain, my people will kill you for water
talking about how great kerrys video was cate waas saying how it was great or something
paul - thanks to...
cate - kerry
paul - and whos her father?
cate - why what have you heard?
Tosh-Because you're breaking my heart
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Paul: "a cookie? a cookie in a musician's dorm room? a musician who has the munchies?...JUST SAY NO!!!" lol cracks me up every time!!!
Rory: "all those years i used to laugh while you ruined bridgette and kerry's lives...but i'm not laughin' now man, i'm not laughin now!!!"
Bridgette: you kissed my old boyfriend kyle.
i loved when Paul's giving Bridgette a hug in one of the episodes (can't remember which one) and Kerry walks in and starts crying and walks over and hugs them too, and then continues crying as she walks upstais-so funny cos it was so pathetic! lol
love this show!
*~.life...has no opposite.*~
Paul and rorys fights about him getting a monkey was aweseomly funny.
Paul- Rory, you realize you just tattled on someone for tattling.
Grandpa and cj's fights were always funny too!
I don't remember how it goes exactly, but prior to it Cate talks about how she drops her keys in the parking lot to avoid letting whats her face Doyle see her, and then whatsherface Doyle, later on, is like
"... considering your condition"
"My Condition?"
"Oh Cate, I see you in the parking lot, always dropping your keys, but you just keep picking them up, you're so brave"
And then, my personas favorite shower song:
"Lather rinse repeeeat
Lather rinse repeeat,
wash it twice and the hair smells nice,
Lather rinse repeeeat
And NOW, for the legs
Who's the girl with the pretty legs
Bridgeeet, Bridgeeeet
Who's the girl with the pretty legs
Bridget Hennessyyyyyy"
"Marco?" "Polo, Mr Matthews. Polo."
(phone rings)
Grandpa: Hello?
CJ: Hey it's me. Aceytsylic solic(?) acid. You sent me all the way to Canada for ASPIRIN?
Grandpa: CJ the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in CANADA!
(The family has just found out that CJ, who went to a wet t-shirt night at a bar, didn't get Rorys medicine and are interrigating him on it. Meanwhile Bridgette used CJs identity to get into a club)
CJ: Okay..the truth is I made a stop..at a bar..
Cate: Oh, well this must have been some special bar for you to not have gotten his medicine!
CJ: I'd rather not say. It's kind of emmbarrassing.
(A guy Bridgette had been flirting with walks in with flowers)
Guy: Hi, I'm looking for a gorgeous blonde named CJ!
(everyone's shocked)
CJ: I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS GUY BEFORE IN MY LIFE!
Kerry: She says she feels like a third wheel around me and Kyle.
CJ: It's not fun, I don't know how many times I've been with a guy and a girl and they look at me like "what are you doing here?" It sucks. Especially when the chick's my girlfriend.
(Paul thinks Bridgette took a pregnancy test and is snooping around in her room. Picks up a pic of her and Donny Doyle.)
Paul: (angrily) Doyle.
(Rory walks in)
Rory: Dad?
Paul: The boy. Come here. (Hugs him)
Rory: You haven't been watching Field of Dreams again, have you?
Paul: Can't a father love his son? Where's Bridgette?
Rory: She went out to the--you're snooping around!
Paul: No, I'm parenting!
Rory: What are we parenting for?
Paul: I'm looking for something popsicle sized.
Rory: Closet top shelf shoe-box.
Paul: Closet top shelf shoe box...(opens it) This is Bridgette's report card. I've never seen this!
Rory: Huh...that's not like a popsicle at all! By the way did Kyle call? He said he might drop by.
Paul: (angrily) Kyle! (grabs picture angrily) Doyle! (angrily) Kyle! (confused) Doyle? (furious) BRIDGETTE!
later..
(Pauls trying to call Cate, but she left her phone at home. Rory sees it and picks it up)
Paul: Come on, pick up, pick up, pick up!
Rory: Hello?
Paul: Rory?! How did you--(sees him) GET OFF THE PHONE!
Rory: What happened to "hug me"?!
Ive been dreaming of a true loves kiss and a prince Im hoping comes with this!
Guy looking for Bridgette: "I'm looking for a gorgeous blonde named CJ"
CJ: "I swear I've never seen him before in my life!"
"Sell all shares of a small company called Google, and invest heavily in Enron"
It's acetyl salicilic acid. I had to learn its structure for chemistry - absolute nightmare.
I'm anespeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericumbobulations...
Oh, thanks for clearing that up. That does sound like an absolute nightmare lol
"Yes...No...To get to the other side...1.772..."
Lacey: Break a leg.
Bridget: Well go get hit by a bus!
Kerry: He's a balla.
Travis: Holla!
Kerry: Holla back brother.
Travis: Uh huh!!!
(makes me laugh every time I hear it!)
Paul: You know how I want your sisters to date the good guys? Well I want you to be the good guy.
Rory: You want me to date my sisters?
Cate: I just want to know what's going on inside my good child.
C.J.: Which one? The thief, the druggie, or the biker chick?
Kerry: Like oh my god, my name's Bridgette and I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk.
Paul: Kyle, just so you know, if you ever pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you're sure as hell not picking anything up.
Jim: C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but the pain in my ass is in Canada!
Bridget: Daddy can I our boyfriends come over for Thanksgiving?
Paul: No.
Bridget: Okay, daddy, can they come over on Thursday?
There's a million more I can't think of!
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Kyle: You know, they say that God is a comedian playing to an audience that's just afraid to laugh.
[everyone looks at him amazed]
Jim: Who said that?
Kyle: It's me, Kyle.
Haha, makes me laugh everytime
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When that guy orders CJ a drink and he gets on his phone and is like "Gampy, I'm scared". LOL! OMG, that cracked me up...
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Oh i love the scene where rory and paul keep having to knock on wood and Bridgette's like " who is it?" And they keep knocking on wood and she keeps running downstairs saying " i'll get it!" "Hello?" " is anyone there?"
oh that part cracks me up!!
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this police officer walked in from the club Bridget and Kerry were at
"I'm looking for a beautful blonde named C.J."
and CJ had just left a gay bar...lol