Did this really happen?
I know that Jesus was the son of God and that but what section of the bible is this based on?
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The chapter where Satan unleashed an army of vampire demons in Judea. You don't remember? Jesus grabs his trusty sawed-off shotgun, and we see written in red, "Come get some".
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This is all based on scripture you ignorant fools! Read it for your self.
Read Opinions II, chapter three through chapter seven
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Yes. This film is a documentary. It's not in the bible because this film was filmed as events actually unfolded. Jesus' second coming actually occurred in 2001, and for his second coming, he decided to bring a film-crew with him in order to document events for posterity. Of course, when Jesus got to earth he encountered the vampires - something which had been entirely unforeseen during the preparations for the second coming that took place in heaven just a few months prior. At the conclusion of his battle with the vampires, Jesus decided to postpone the second coming for a short time, retreat to heaven, and begin the planning stages for his third coming... which should be in stores by early fall 2007.
You didn't see that last part in the movie however, because the film crew hadn't banked on the vampire encounter, and as such, had neglected to bring enough film stock. When Jesus decides to return to heaven, being completely out of film, the crew did switch to back-up video equipment that they had brought as a contingency... but, we're NTSC, and Heaven is PAL, and due to some red-tape in the budgeting department, they've so-far been unable to locate funds for the conversion. The extra footage is available in the European release however, from what I understand.
...or, did I dream all that? Don't remember now.
Wow, you almost got me with that one. But I know you're lying, because REAL vampires can't be caught on video.
shareThat's not entirely true. It's possible to capture a vampire's image by filming with a camera mounted upside down. This confuses the light bending mechanism that the Vampire employs to thwart mirrored reflections while still remaining visible to the naked eye: by reversing the light horizontal within the camera. After filming, the negative has to be run backwards through the projector. The downside is that you can't have any letters visible behind the Vampire or the illusion is broken and the creature fades from view. Scenes where this happens have to be partially re-shot with stand-ins and spliced in later.
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