Is it gay-freindly?


I have been to many movies lately were my lover and I were harrassed and promptly kicked out by angry moviegoers.We once brought our pet poodle (sir mortimer) and he was kicked in the scrotum by an usher.I just want to go to a movie once with my lover and not be harrassed by homophobes

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don't take your dog, and don't engage in excessive public displays of homosexual behavior, and this won't be a problem.

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Well dearie,dont call him a dog or a poodle his name is Sir Mortimer!He thinks he is people and gets very distressed when he is not treated like family

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While i agree that bringing a poodle to a movie is a really bad idea and not very respectful to the other people at the theatre, that doesn't give anyone the right to start gay bashing...and i find the fact that you just said "go 9-1-1 on you" extremely offensive...by the way,"banana-grinder glory holes"???? where did you get this title? someone doesn't want their wife to know what they've been watching while shes out terrorizing the neighborhood

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i was thinking the same thing. people can be so silly some times. But, just in case it was not a joke, may i recommend the upcoming summer blockbuster "Butt Pirates of the Carribean."

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Yeah, Butt Pirates of the Carribean may be good...but Who's Yo Daddy Day Care and The Italian Ass Job will be much better.

Andrew
www.TheSlimyMudhole.com

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i know what you meant when you were talking about "banana grinders" i was infering that your apparent homophobia had some deeper meaning...if you are trying to be "friendly" then stop saying pillow-biters. you are obnoxiously hypocritical.

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RUFF RUFF

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Thats hilarious.

"We once brought our pet poodle (sir mortimer) "

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Bringing your pooch was the problem. Do you live in a small town (re: homophobia)?

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Baloney!

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This guy's screwin' with you all. I mean-- "We once brought our pet poodle (sir mortimer)" - C'mon!

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Yeah, Psychopomp, I agree. And the poodle thinks he's human? Then my rottweiler think's she's human too, but I don't take her to the cinema, 'cause she doesn't like movies.

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Alright..as funny as this thread is.....just because your a friend in the gay community doesnt mean calling them fag is ok..trust..me..try being white and calling a black friend *beep*, your jaw will ache. And thats just and excuse for being homophobic. "I have a gay friend" doesnt make you special, it just means you have a friend. blah..


try "Shaving Ryans Privates and Good will humping" old but still the best gay porn out there.

....Just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year....

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are you kidding...you aren't making your case about NOT being homophobic! those jokes are pretty offensive (the joke themselves and the terminology) why are you such a jerk?

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i am a straight 19 year old girl

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you're a pig

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oh michael-
how simple your mind is....you just love spitting out those stereotypes!

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you're such a jerk...but you are also somewhat entertaining...

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you almost had me fooled.... who is michelle?


how old are you?

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well you 33 year old, old man, my name is not melanie either..but your getting closer

Moulin Rouge
Dangerous Liasons
Dirty Dancing


and Evita

you?

whos your favorite actress?

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how did you know nicole kidman is my favorite?

yes of course i knew a deck has 52 cards...

katie homes is one of your favorite actresses?!? why???

i live in florida

save some what for you?

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i have nothing against katie homes i just happen to think the only thing she was good in was dawsons creek....and i havent watched that show in 3 years so maybe shes gotten even better, but she was AWFUL in abandon and decent in the gift.

you didnt answer my question about how you knew nicole was my fav...

i would ban denise richards and i cant think who else...i have to see someone give a bad performance to not like them, i cant think off the top of my head..oh wait i cant stand penelope cruz...but i wouldnt ban her


i like susan sarandon, julia roberts is entertaining, and christina ricci was so cute when she was young, i love the movie now and then.

you know whos a suprisingly good actress? piper parabo...see the movie lost and delirious...shes sooo good in it! although it is sorta about homosexuality so dont forget to take your pills before you watch it (although its lesbians so it might be easier for you to take)

who are your fav actors?

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lovely final question!

i love nicole's performance in sooo many movies. i though she was great in the others. she was terrific in the hours and in to die for.

my favorite actors are john malkovich, ewan mcgregor, jim caviezel, and patrick swayze!

seriosuly over rated actor...tom cruise, his mannerisms are the same in every movie! and he's very creepy to watch in interviews he talks extremely quietly and looks at his feet...although he was good in jerry maguire and interview with a vampire

ever been with another guy?? if your over exaggerated homophobia is any indication shall i guess its a yes? ;)

melissa

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i definitely dont look like susan sarandon and especially not anna-nicole smith...i dont think i look like anyone famous. when i was little, people said i looked like punky brewster....no one now though, but ill be famous one day =)

would you call a straight girl a "pole-smoker"???

does your disdain over the double-standard indicate that youd like to be intimately close with a man??

i dont think two guys being together is sick and unwelcomed...it just is what it is

what celebrity do you look like?

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i dont know which would gross me out more, i wouldnt really want to see that going on no matter who it was... but no one more than the other

win a pearl necklace? i hope that doesnt mean what it might mean....

anything interesting stories?


melissa

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i was so out of it last night

waaaaay too much info on your mexican trip!!!!

i dont know if you were inferring that its ok to get messed up in high school, cause im not in high school...im in college

ive traveled all over the place...nyc every year, country house in the berkshires, summer in california, a couple summers in ny, nh, pa,

italy, england, isreal, mexico, and a bunch of islands

my favorite shows are all three law & orders and friends

ill write more later, i have to go meet a friend

mel

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i cant stand clay! he has a great voice but he is NOT a pop singer!! he should be on broadway idol non american idol

when i went to mexico (cancun) i stayed at the ritz carlton... so i didn't have to worry about the water

my friend i was meeting was a guy not a girl

i wasnt on something the other night, i was really tired from rehearsing all day

i just love NYC and i love seeing as many shows as i can!

ive only been to LA, San Fransisco, and Malibu

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it is somewhat entertaining reading over a conversation that you appear to be having with nobody. lol.

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i dont know why they all got deleted...weird huh?

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either that or you are a schizo.

j/k

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lol maybe a little of both

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When did your dog get knighted?

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Hey -- this kool-aid tastes funny... whoa I'm getting dizzy

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