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the best one liners

posted 20 years ago by MrSharma
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what do you people rekon is the best one liner in the film, considering the fact that there are so many of em????

[–] rcmag2000 19 years ago

"take a deep breath....count to ten....and go *beep* yourself

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

[–] wangtoast 19 years ago

"Lupus...think fast."

I think I'm the only person who actually found that funny.

[–] Thom-Yorke 18 years ago

"Sometimes... style can get you killed."

"If God is with us, who can be against us"

[–] Mogaholic 18 years ago

"C'mere, sit down. Sit that tight little irish muscle as* down over here"

"If you're going to eat each other, you must find a way to do it tastefully"

"People either love my show, or they hate it, or they think it's alright" -M.H. 1968-2005

[–] richieprimo 18 years ago

Great line Danny, but...
"Sometimes... style can get you killed."

Right before the above line, Jake's answer was:
"Don't wear white after Labor Day?"

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[–] richieprimo 18 years ago

Also when someone makes a suggestion, I forget who and what, but Gordo says.."Are you new?"

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[–] jg67 17 years ago

"C'mere, sit down. Sit that tight little irish muscle ass down over here."

"Who the fk do you think you're talking to? Sweetheart, we fkd once. That doesn't give you a voice in this room."

"So I'm dead."

"What the fk about this situation makes you think I can answer that question."

"I thought her a mere social climber, but now I see she's a mountineer." Mrs. Sedley

[–] joeddelozier 17 years ago

The best is (paraphrasing) "And if you get shot or stabbed or are bleeding profusely, call a cab 'cause your ass ain't getting back in here." Something about Luis Guzmán saying "bleeding profusely" makes the scene.

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[–] lirwin33 15 years ago

"Are we pulling a con or doing a rendition of 'Our Town'?"

[–] servRod79 12 years ago

That is handsdown the dumbest *beep* idea I have ever heard.

I'd like 2 take that gay ass hat of his & stick it straight up his ass on principle alone.

Now applied 2 a proper product, with a solid consumer base, the model still holds up.

[–] nicmackey10 12 years ago

The part where the black guy with the gun on jake says " you know how you said its like a play and everyone has to play their part, Looks like someone forgot their *beep* lines." I almost died laughing so hard so cheesy.

[–] pmac7902 8 years ago

Gordo: "Did anyone mess up the hoop?!"

~~~"Who do you think you're dealing with? Guess again."~~~