Favorite quotes


My favorite quotes are,

"Oh spit man", "Totally sharky complete", "There 2 thing he's not, A woman and ok", The Briarly twin story, "Take the girl just leave us alone!", "I'm so glad its not me, when push come to shove, I'm glade it was him instead of me. I just don't want to die.", " I am so scared right now! This is all my fault. I'm so alone. I just want to apologize to Jish's mom. Jish is dismembered and everything. And to Vic's mom. Vic is really freaked out right now. I love you Mom and Dad... and Ricky Martin. I'm scared to close my eyes! I'm scared to open them! I'm scared to squint. I'm scared to cross them. Maybe I could cross them.", " the whole search party story.", I can go on. MALLOW!

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-"You movie people? Do you know Ned Beatty? I do so love Ned Beatty!"
-"He's our favorite actor!"
-"He's good!"
-"He's got it goin' on!"

"I brought an enema bag."

"We're...LOOOOOSSSSSTTTT!"

"I'm a pirate! I only know the ways of the sea! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!"

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"I shot Marvin in the face."
"WHY THE F--K'D YOU DO THAT?!"

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everything things can be explained, except the shark.

"Howard Beale, the first man to be killed for having lousy ratings."

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Stressy:"VIC!!!VIC!!!"(Vic turns around)Vic: "Jeese can`t a guy take a leak?" Stressy:"Sorry"

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"That is one big cloud!"

DIE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW THE RIGHT LYRICS

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MALLOW!MALLOW!MALLOW!

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There's no map. We're lost, this is it man, we're looooooooooooooost. We're seriously tottallly dead... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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THis is the town of THumbville, formally known as DIE.

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"It's kinda clumpy for rain."

"I said kiss the slate!"

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"Mallow!!"

"It was totally sharky,complete!"

"Deers dont have dorsal fins okay,deers dont have friggen razor sharp teeth"

"There was these twins the Briarly twins..I think they were twins" "Twins that look alike" (that had me going for a while)

"I love you Mom and Dad.....and Ricky Martin"

"We're lossssssssssssst!!!!"

"VICCCCCCCCCC! VICCCCCCC!!" (the way she screams it is hilarious)

"Jish!! Jish! Where are you Jish?! God what an odd name"

"Hit it in the nose! Hit it in the nose!" "Its called a snout shoot!"

"Take the girl,just leave us alone!"

"So does Vic stand for Victor?" "No it stands for Victim,my dad was bludged to death"

"Aw spit man,aw spit!"

"This is the town of Thumbville, formally known as DIE" (I laughed so hard)

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mallow! mallow! mallow! just happy to have it

the breiler twins, at least, i think they were twins.

and you dont see that everyday!

well, as soon as i puke up my breakfast we'll be off

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A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones!

Imagine there's no heaven.
It's easy if you try.

God is an imaginary friend for adults.

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"I know where we are! We are in the place of LOST!!"

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marsh baby mallo baby MALLO MALLO MALLO

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The whole brairly twins story Twins that look alike! that killed me...
That was totally sharky, complete...
MALLOW MALLOW MALLOW
that was not a deer man! deer dont have dorsal fins.....or friggin razor sharp teeth!
what happened to jish? oh he got broken up little bit..
can we go? no i monster, must kill, we party first? hey you sure know how to party!
the whole shark scene.
this is the town of thumbville, formerly known as DIE

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"Twigs don't snap themselves man"

"It's called a snout dude"

"S-C scouted. O-U out!"

"Sure, the tent's safe. Nothing could ever get through the NYLON!"

"He buys off the rack it could be anyone"

"I love you mom, and dad. And Ricky Martin."

"It's dark, it's abandonded, it's spooky. Let's go inside."

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Why is this spit all over my stuff??

You've been singled out...

HAHAHAHAHA i laughed so hard at that!!!

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Im upstairs...ok jish were here...im downstairs.

The dead rising from the grave.Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

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"Jish? what kind of a name is Jish?"
"It's just a name dude."

"It just pissed him off, dont you watch discovery?"
"I dont have cable"

"I'd rather him be a half a body guy then me!"

"where's the car, oh spit man! the car!"
yelling and whatnot
"Hey! the car's right there, we just left it a few seconds ago!"

"It's dark, its abandoned, its spooky. let's go inside!"

"the trails around here somewhere, i know its near trees."

"we're here in the woods, oh yeah!"


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"It's Jish a name dude."

"Mallow , mallow, mallow, mallow."

"I dont do so well when its scary times"

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I love when Vic is rocking back and forth chanting - something like -

"....mumble, mumble, mumble, Half-a-body-Jish!
....mumble, mumble, mumble, Sharkie In The Tent!"

"I don't know where all this snot is coming from because I DON'T HAVE A NOSE!!"

The books: Don't Go Into The Woods, How To Film Without A Tripod.

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"Hey! I've never been to the woods before.. I, yah know, I'm kinda hoping this isn't scary or anything. I kinda fr-freak out when it's scary times."

[Totally Sharky Complete!]

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"You've been singled out! Oooohh... I'm so glad its not me"

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