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George Clooney's buttocks

posted 10 years ago by Yukandueet
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This movie is a taunting, cruel bitch of a film to good old fashion American non-gay straight boys like me who are not gay, and I'll tell you why. It's not because it shows George Clooney's buttocks. That in itself would be forgivable. It's the way this film taunts you with his buttocks. It's like..

Ok, I'm looking at George Clooney's butt. This is gross.

Ok guys, we've seen his butt long enough, next scene please.

Guys? GUYS!! I've been sitting here staring at George Clooney's ass for like 5 minutes now!! PLEASE CHANGE THE SCENE NOW!!!

ARRRGGHHH!!! HOW LONG DOES THIS HAVE TO GO ON!!! I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT HIS BUTT ANYMORE!!!

Oh, *phew!* the screen's fading now. Thank God. Glad to have that moment behind me.

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ARRRRHHRRHRFGGGGGGGGHGGHGHGGHHHHHHH!!!! YOU JUST WENT BACK TO THE SAME DAMN SHOT OF GEORGE CLOONEY'S ASS AGAIN!!!! WHY?????? WHY???????!!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!! WHHHYYYYYYYohwhyyywhataworldwhataworld....

[–] business_nunya 10 years ago

Welcome to a female's experience when watching 2/3 of movies ever.

[–] blondieky 10 years ago

I am watching that scene right now and I think it has to be a stunt butt. No way was George ripped like that. The scene was in the shadows and his face was never shown. However, I am sure you find little consolation in that statement, Yukandueet!!

[–] savagesteve13 10 years ago

I was surpised that Natascha McElhone was suffering from flat butt. Disappointing.

[–] startlepoint 9 years ago

Oh yes, it must have been agony for you to see another man's buttocks -- at first! But your "Solaris" simulation enabled you to keep watching. I too am fighting a simulated version of myself as I try to pull my eyes away from Channing Tatum dressed as Marilyn Monroe in "Magic Mike."