Not bad, but...
...this is one of those low-budget flicks that impels me to abandon my conventional day (well, night) job and try donning the mantle of an independent film-maker with the conviction that I could almost-certainly do better. I never saw a scene in TLSoC that couldn't be improved with better lighting, aged film effects and toned-down dialogue, just to name a few things off of the top of my head. It takes real talent and polish to do a convincing amateur job, TLSoC just isn't there.
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I don't think we're in CONUS any more, Toto...