patrick swayze's character...?

i watched this a few weeks ago on SciFi and it was ridiculous but hilarious at the same time. Im just trying to remember, cuz at one point so meone says "whos that?" about Patrick Swayzes character...and he replied "im lord.......(cant remember)" im just wondering if anyone knows what his last name is...it only says his name is Garth on the cast listing but i know thats not what he said. thannkss