Memorable quotes


WTF?

what happened?
there are a million cool quotes and checked every episode and no quotes...

This is the closest to a real family on Tv so why they took all the quotes?


Kisses

I'm not clumsy,I'm just accident prone
RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008

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Sharon: "Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum."

F#%k me gently with a chainsaw

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Sharon:"the Virgin mary spoke to me she wants me to go to tiffany's" or something like that,love that woman she's hilarious

Ozzy : SHARON!!!!

I'm not clumsy,I'm just accident prone
RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008

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Haha she said something to the effect of "The Virgin Mary speaks to me and she said to go to Tiffany and stop on the way at Cartier."

I have another one and I don't remember it word for word but it is the dinner with Ozzy episode.

Ozzy: "I'm not proud of being a drug addict, alcoholic. I'm not proud of being dyslexic. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat...Being Ozzy Ozbourne, it could be worse. I could be Sting."

Oh and...
Ozzy: "BUBBLES! Bubbles Sharon! Evil evil! What's evil about bubbles? I'm Ozzy Ozbourne the prince of F ing darkness."

F#%k me gently with a chainsaw

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" This ham looks like his wifes bum"...LMAO!! ( I cant remember the exact quote, but everytime I hear Sharon say it, I crack up!!:)

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I remember the last one "Bubbles? Bubbles Sharon? evil!! Evil!! I'm Ozzy Osbourne the f"ckin plince of *beep* darkness i don't want *beep* Bubbles!!!

not a line but I do remember when Sharon found Jack's pot and wanted to piss on the bag, was hilarious...

My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure... I've been said.

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Ozzy: "I love you all. I love you more than life itself. But you're all ****ing MAD!!" LMAO!!

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Ozzy: "I like warming my butt by the fire."



Spellbound - 7/10
Mary and Max - 10/10





OT

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Oh dear lord, there are soooo many...
One that comes to mind is after Sharon suggests that they sing christmas songs, Ozzy replies:
Don't you start singing, the *beep* birds will die...

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