100 things we learned from Scary Movie 3 - Scary Movie 3 (2003) Discussion

[–] waannief 17 years ago

4.You can't wake up dead.
5.a wake does not mean that the person is still alive.
6.Cody can't die.
7.Aliens say "Hello" by choking you.
8.The president eats corn (Alternate ending)
9.George is the Hulk (alt. end)
10.George as Hulk likes to play with aliens
11.Eddi Griffin is no Keanu Reeves
12.Don't screw with Macy Gray.

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[–] krazzyasswhiteboi 16 years ago

16. Micheal Jacksons nose really does come off.

17.Micheal Jackson is NOT Tom's daughter

18. If Earth is invaded by aliens from outer space wearing giant hershie chocolate kiss hats will help you survive.

19. Cody is one weird ass kid, who pees up because his wiener is on the wrong way.

20.Cindy can tell when there is danger near.

21. Cindy's T.V. leaks.

22.The aliens watched Tabitha's deadly video by mistake. They thought it was Pootie Tang

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[–] LeBron_23 16 years ago

23. They wonder what President Ford would do

Whazzup!?!- Ghostface, Scary Movie

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[–] xMillaPx 16 years ago

24.Becca has a viborating shower head.

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[–] gmercer 16 years ago

25. That if you think you are excited, you should feel the president's nipples.

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[–] marinersfanfromny 16 years ago

26. I wear Khaki pants
27. My middle name is Lance
28. My grandma's from France

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[–] stevenscottoddballz 11 years ago

Reference to the movie "Air Force One"

Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

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[–] choyt19 16 years ago

29. Tom's wife didn't break her weiner.
30. Ross Giggins is a lot like Ron Burgundy; he'll read anything on the TelePrompter.
31. The janitor has been cleaning up after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but has been hitting it with his woman for twelve; she likes her some chocolate.
32. Don't believe the evil little girl when she promises to stop killing. She might be just screwing with you.
33. Aliens have mastered space travel, but they can't get through a wooden door.
34. Be careful where you play Yahtzee.
35. And...twins!

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[–] Rockstarr_Mentality 16 years ago

36.you effectively knock someone off their bike using a paint can.. but dont forget to take the lid off

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[–] trevorfonvergne 16 years ago

40. A spoof of The Ring is better than a sequel
41. PG-13 horror movies are funnier spoofs
42. Cindy is HOT with blond hair!

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[–] Raptinox 16 years ago

43. Rats live outside
44. Mice live inside
45. If a mouse goes outside it becomes a rat
46. If you don't see a rat inside, it's because it's a mouse.
47. Going to bed dead would be redundant.

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[–] morgan_mourning 16 years ago

48. George thinks Tom hates him because he’s black

49. You can throw a basketball in Cody’s face, which knocks him down, knee him in the face as he gets up, lift him into a fan which will throw him out the window, and he’ll still essentially be okay.

50. George has a dream to have a dream!

51. If you turn off the lights in the basement, George screams like a girl

52. Brenda was Cindy’s bitch

"Zombies, man. They creep me out."

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[–] tqueciecie 16 years ago

53)Simon Cowell got shot

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[–] StraightedgeSociety 16 years ago

54.Some old Tupac was on the radio

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[–] Dazzler_35 16 years ago

55. Brenda will never know who the f^ck did that.

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[–] jo_cassavetes 16 years ago

56. i like burritos at 4:00 am
57. parties that never end
58. dogs that loves cats
59. ...and twins!!

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[–] nianechole 16 years ago

60. Cindy's period starts in 3, 2....
61. Never mess up Brenda's floors.
62. Brenda really sells that sh it....
63. Never watch pootie tang.
64. Don't wear skirts around aliens w/mirrors.
65. Beware of multiple vases.

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"Like A glove!" -Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

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[–] randycoates 16 years ago

Aliens say goodbye by kicking people in the balls! HAHAHAH LOL ROFL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh man that is funny when you say it because we already saw it happen in the movie.

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[–] whitemule17 16 years ago

67.) Getting TiVO is more important to Cindy than getting Cody's wiener fixed.

68.) The Lakers will win by 12.

69.) That tractor needs fixin'.

70.) The audience at the rap battle have to pass a metal detector in order to attend, but can still bring in guns.

71.) George once wanted to become an astronaut.

72.) Tom doesn't understand fancy medical lingo.

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[–] lister_ashley 16 years ago

73 George has a dream to have a dream

74 Don't call Tom 'Father', he's not a clergyman anymore

75 Don't call Tom 'dude', he's not a stoner anymore

76 The President urinates from his index finger

I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania!

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[–] jimmi92 16 years ago

77. Mahalik has a spade which is secretly a shotgun
78. Dogs can drive tractors
79. Cindy always knows when there is danger
80. Brenda's TV likes to ooze water
81. Brenda likes Popcorn
82. BRENDA'S ALIVE
83. Sue's dog is dead
84. George screams like a girl
85. Cody was born the day after St. Patricks day
86. Simon Cowell owns at "Yo Momma" jokes (Alt scence)
87. Stepping on a black man's shoe results in a shootout
88. The Oracle doesn't like Anna
89. The Oracle likes cigarettes
90. "IT WAS THE CHAIR"
91. Michael Jackson's nose falls off
92. The president like Tupac
93. "NO SEX"
94. Hats get bigger when in direct sunlight
95. George is great with kids
96. Cindy is stepping in dog sh*t
97. News reporters shouldn't read off their auto Q as gibberish comes out
98. Someone's getting lucky tonight but doesn't know that they are getting lucky with a man
99. "Smoke all you want your going to get hit by a bus"

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[–] Raptinox 16 years ago

100. Al Sharpton should be President

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[–] jimmi92 16 years ago

101: "Some old Tupac sir"

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[–] legewright 16 years ago

102: Yatzy should only be played with proper supervision.
103: George's fashion retailer clearly doesn't like him much.
104: A car being driven by an asian is a sign. (Sht, I've ignored quite a few)
105: That Cindy's boss also loves twins.
106: Don't give children crayola.
107: Check mirror, THEN reverse.
108: Charlie's rent is goddam cheap
109: Fat police offers like to accessorize with ridiculouly large hats to take the attention off their bulging gut.
110: Not to mix up my power tools.

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[–] sandra_dee24 16 years ago

111. A hundred black people get there as$ beaten by police in the ghetto but the whole world's gotta stop for another whitey down a well

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[–] schoonerboomersooner 16 years ago

112. It's a boy, and it's gonna be an a-hle.
113. The wig doesn't fool anyone.
114. You can't talk smack because whitey just struck back!
115. ATTACK HERE!
116. Sorry, Ross wasn't listening.
117. Cindy's news station has the evil video tape, and they're showing it all night!!
118. George didn't try to call Cindy.
119. He wasn't going to either.
120. George needs a hype man!
121. Tha Hood always got George's back!
122. The air force doesn't have any round planes.
123. George doesn't know the cutoff age for children.
124. Aliens mastered space flight but can't get through a wooden door.
125. Without heads, aliens are powerless.

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[–] SevenKal-ElGuiry 16 years ago

126. corn will wack you in the bag OFTEN
227- giant things of ice cream dont go bad,,,, EVER!!

I KNOW 2 things that are clear.I'm a great sinner,Christ is a great Savior.

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[–] fafnir-7 15 years ago

127. There's something wrong with the dogs.

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[–] sandman2425 15 years ago

128. The old guy played by George Charleton(I forgot his name) has a chair named Linda
129. Its possible to have dreams about having dreams
130. There is an evil video tape that has been killing people ever since, Just Like Pootie Tang!!!
131. Yatzee is a FUN Game but may cause clumsy exciteness

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[–] gc391 15 years ago

132. Cows say "dude"

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[–] sean1990 15 years ago

133. A white guy 'can' rap.

"Untitled Batman Project (2011)"

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[–] bigferda 15 years ago

135. George's Uncle is Dr. Phil.
136. And he likes to hang with him.

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[–] sugar308 15 years ago

137. Cody can get hit by a car and live.

World is so cold...

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[–] fuchsiasattic 15 years ago

138. George needs to do something with his life.

139. Sue's dog is dead. Everyone around her is dying.

140. It's a boy. he's going to be an *beep*

141. Father Muldoon and Cody are getting along famously.

142. Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence.

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[–] sman126 13 years ago

143. Brenda has 9 lives. ( Died in 1 and died in Alternate Ending of 2)

The Hangover Part 2 6/10
Super 8 10/10

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[–] auteur_theory 13 years ago

144. Not as funny without the Wayans family's involvement
145. There was no mention of Brenda's brother Shorty at her funeral, making it seem as though she was an only child.

tRuE sTAR LeGEnd

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