Pickup line



I know its a setup in the movie, but anyone tried the "verge of exploding in my pants" pick up line?
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Shut the *beep* up
-Mutant Chronicles-

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Matter of fact, I did. She was a stunning 23-year-old with flowing red hair, wearing a backless dress and leather heels. Her lips were glistening with purple lipstick and her eyes welcomed me with their green glow. And do you know, five years later, I still don't regret it... because she's now my wife and the mother of my two beautiful sons.

It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage.

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I really do believe that. No really. Thumbs up !
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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up
-Mutant Chronicles-

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Thanks buddy. Yeah, she's a great gal, that one. Haven't spent a day apart since our wedding. Ah, Jeez, wouldn't you know it, we're still like a couple of handsome kittens.

It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage.

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So if I repeat that crazy s*** you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard, and get rejected, you will release me from the program.

Such a great line. This movie is pretty underrated

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not yet, but i want to.

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