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what I would've done on the plane incident

posted 14 years ago by astro_5000
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How would you get out of the plane incident? I would:

* as the flight attendant is egging me on and the black guy comes along and says "is something wrong"?? I would pretend to be deaf and make mute sounds then pretend to use sign language and cry with tears going down my face, and say in a mute like voice "she hit me, she hit me in da face" then i'd show the officer by hitting and slapping myself in the head.

He'll confront her about it, saying "you hit this man?" ...she'll try to defend herself, feel ashamed but then after awhile start to get mad, then spits out "you people"...he says "you people as in all of us on the plane"? ...then she goes "no you people as in You n*ggas"...then she gets shocked. GAME OVER I WIN

*when the black marshal goes "we do not tolerate racist people on this plane, especially with *blah blah blah* happening in this country"

I would say, "well buddy i never stated anything about skin colour (prepare to keep pushing on with speech even if he tries to interject), you are accusing me of insulting you because of your skin colour, which I am not, what YOU are doing is just as bad as you're are judging ME...you are passing judgement which is no different to racism. If anything I think YOU'RE racist, you hate white people?. If you touch me or arrest me I will sue you for assault and wrongful arrest and then sue the airline for poor customer service and hiring ugly hostesses.

* SAY NOTHING (GAME OVER) why? well when you blank you mind, play dumb and ignore someone they got nothing to play on.

Just like the lame tv show "lie to me"...you cant tell if i'm lying if i don't give you any data to analyze(i.e data in this case would be emotions) to read off...even if you KNEW I was keeping something ..so what? you don't know what it is, i may simply need to pee for all you know....."I plead the 5th"

NOTE: suing maybe a risk since its all a sham and a play, The judge was IN on the anger management all along...if you want i say take a video camera follow her record proof, give it to a news channel and then get her arrested for perverting the course of justice.

[–] captainramius 14 years ago

Ah yes, however.. if he were deaf he would have not asked for headphones in the first place! :p

[–] TheFatDruidofNacyl 9 years ago

I suspect no matter what was said he was going to get tazed. The flight attendant was going to keep egging him on until he lost control. plus the Marshal was in a bad mood and was waiting for any excuse to use his taser. They kept telling him to calm down when he wasn't even raising his voice. If he starting complaining and threatening or crying it would have ended the same way.

Although it would make more sense if he did sue the airlines and had a lawyer get a different judge. In fact I don't see how an actual Judge could do all of that just to be part of an elaborate ploy to help him through his anger issues.

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[–] MonteCarloMan 9 years ago

That scene with the attendant and marshall annoyed the hell out of me. No wonder Sandler acted up.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

He could've stopped escalating the situation.

I mean, obviously, he wasn't behaving badly, but he could've just apologized and asked if there's anything more he can help them with, and that would've been that. He should've stopped trying to get those headphones, because the 'authorities' were clearly triggered and on the edge. Sometimes it's wiser to just swallow your pride and let things go, than insist until the bitter end, even if you are right.

[–] Moonglum9 (10711) 3 years ago

Well I would have just turned into a werewolf and slaughtered everyone on the plane except for the pilot. Then I could watch the movie in peace.

[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7401) 3 years ago

Frankly that was all so dumb. I admit it is supposed to be funny but when first seeing this and seeing that ending I couldn't help but think, "What a bunch of jerks!"