one of worst 8mm cult movies


well,i saw the movie yesterday and i have to admit that
i expected the movie to be '' 1000 maniacs '' rip-off flick
or at least better quality photography with super 8 cams .

with a title stamped on the DVD says ''cult cinema collection ''
i thought it could be a fun gory gem to watch
about killer gardners.....
maybe i should know why they dont cut grass anymore ?

because they found fresh women instead of barbie doll parts lol
well thats the whole story as the spoiler/title suggests

to my surprise i didnt see any barbie doll in the credit
but i do find her acting better than real actors
so yes i did suffred watching the movie from start to
finish without forwarding 'i swear '

''they dont ..''was far worse than a high school movie projects
made during the early 80s .

but hey ,i did watched the previous nathan films and
i expected the shooting to be better ,boy i was wrong

''fool me once ,shame on me ....''

well ,i decided to warn people and advise them not to watch
any movies if nathan schiff are involved as director/writer/fx
or not to download his projects

how this film became cult favourate is really beyond me but
its safe to say that the worst troma movies can be
far better than nathan ''gore projects ''
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hani kk

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Too bad you didn't like it. How did you not see the Barbie doll at the starting? I think this is one of the best no-budget films ever made.

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I usually love non-budget gore flicks but this one was one of the exceptions. In fact it is probably the only film where the gore scenes were more boring than the rest of the film.

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sure i ,agree the barbie doll was ok
but that didnt saved the movie from cheesness and bordom

and im sure there are alot of movies similar to this trash

so avoid at all cost

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must say, well done for writing a critique of the film in verse

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I plead guilty on the grounds that I really enjoyed this choice chunk of blithely twisted 80's splatter trash. The two main homicidal hillbillies were a total hoot while the gore was quite graphic and extensive.

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