We're gonna cut the head off the Dope Snake. And watch it writhe around - in its own feces, blood and mucus. Dragging its entrails. Making concentric circles in the sand - before it expires.
did anyone else find this quote and whenever someone says "Magical Forest OF Marijuana" funny?
I thought that every time someone said "Magical Forest of Marijuana" was funny just by the way they said it. haha. I also liked how they called it "magical".
shareBest quote in the movie, by far, is "OUR WEED IS PACKED WITH TRUNK!"
That or "Doesn't surprise me... did you see the thighs on the big one?" "Hell yes, I did."
Irony is lost on audiences.
Sitting on the fence only gives you a sore bum.
"You and your... Magical Forest of Marijuana... holy sh*t, that's terrible. Who thought that up?" "Uhh... our parents did sir. I wanted to call it 'Marijuana Nirvana.'" "... Eh."
To Jack and Ennis, a toast to what might have been...
"Kevin, did you fish the tools from the bottom of a *beep* lake?"
"I don't think I did."
COCA MOCA!!
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Gavin- "You guys know where we can get any weed?"
Dink- [mocking] "You guys know where we can get any weed?" [normal] "Get your fat asses out of here!"
Kevin- "Australian people are mean."
Agent Madsen- "Big man!"
Kevin- "Yes sir."
Agent Madsen- "Not you thin bin!"
Angry Motercycle Cop- "You said your not poaching endangered water fowl but damn it look at all these dead ducks!"
Bill- "...plus, shes an *beep* ."
Agent Madsen- "And last but certainly not least, don't even think or dream of owning commercial or residental property in Kansas." [to Agent Brinkley] You know that last one is pretty obvious."
Agent Brinkley- "Yeah, that last ones *beep* ."
Agent Madsen- [back to boys] "But the rest are important!"
Dave- "Hey, will you stop *beep* around down there."
Dick- "Does it look like I'm *beep* around down here Dave!? And get your foot out of my ass!"
Dick- "Its an old man in a tree."
Two's Company, Three's a Crime
Willis Thornton Blanchett
Bandits
Trooper - Your buddy back there sleepin' one off?
Dick Murphy - No ma'am, he has narcolepsy.
Trooper - You mean, he like has sex with the deceased?
Restaurant Hostess:"Thats funny, until you spoke I thought you were a dog"
Restaurant Hostess: "I just wanted to let you know that we all hate you and a group of enraged farmers stole your wheelchair."
Dick: Kevin, you think you're gay? I think I can speak for all of us when I say, "what the *beep*
Dirk: OUR WEED IS PACKED WITH TRUNK!
Dick : Queer as a junebug dancing around in the porchlight...
Kevin: We're going to have a neighborhood break-off.
Kevin: I'm gay.
Satin: You think you're gay?
Kevin: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys, you know, it got me to thinking.
Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
All Boys: ..... No.
Dink: Kevin, what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin: I do. I think I like dudes.
Sir/Madam Trooper: Your buddy back there sleeping one off?
Dick: No ma'am, he has narcolepsy.
Sir/Madam Trooper: You mean he like has sex with the deceased?
Restaurant Hostess: I just wanted to let you know that we all hate you and a group of enraged farmers stole your wheelchair.
This one made me laugh:
Kevin (to the hard-ass cop): Do you live alone?
"You girls are pretty, I'm gay though .."
"You should be getting a 10-spot out of your wallet and into my palm."
"It's an old guy in a tree."
"Well Dickie that's enough Tom Foolery for me."
"You're killing me drug lord."
This flick is loaded with lines.
"And then the bad men came with their thundersticks"
haha that gets me every time.