Whats in THE BOX?!??


OK cut to the scene where the redneck store owner and his posse of two inbreds go hunting for Burt, armed with a handgun, a shotgun and...a small wooden box..? Before Big Boy can open the box he gets brain-screwed. So what's everyone's opinion of whats in the box? Is it a very small bloodhound? An even smaller box? A pistol-packing Jack-in-the-box?

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I read this topic title in Brad Pitt's voice, a la 'Seven'.
What's in the BOX!!??

My guess was a pistol, by the way.

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I read this topic title in Brad Pitt's voice, a la 'Seven'.
What's in the BOX!!??
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For some perverse reason which I can't explain, the delivery of this line caused me to experience a fit of Inappropriate Church/Funeral Laughter. (No one in the theatre was amused. I was mortified.)

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Hahaha you're hilarious amanda, now I can't help but hear Brad's voice saying it

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Now it's bugging me! On the way there, the hillbillies are saying the kids are performing some sacrificial ceremony and one says "that's not Christian." I wonder if it was some charm or cross or something. It could be a weapon though because he goes for it when the dude points the gun at him. What is it???

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a jar of fox piss.

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I had forgotten about that line! You may have just cracked the code Sally, clever girl 8)

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Her pretty head.

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Am I really the only one who thought the box was used to store shotgun shells

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Pancakes!!!

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.38 special?

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it's "The Kit"

And Eli Roth purposely will not say. I've asked him and he said "what kit are you referring to?"

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Holy water or some juju.

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