Listerine


Poured all over your penis. What would that do to your D I C K?

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Try it and find out .

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That would SERIOUSLY hurt. Poor Paul 

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make it minty fresh?

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Poured all over your penis. What would that do to your D I C K?


It would slightly disinfect it, but that's about all. If it got in the hole, it would burn, but beyond that, why would it affect a penis any more than any other part of the body? Listerine burns your mouth because it's coming in contact with porous mucus membranes. The outside skin of a penis isn't composted of mucus membranes, so it wouldn't burn. Unless you have open sores...


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The outside skin of a penis isn't composted of mucus membranes, so it wouldn't burn. Unless you have open sores...
Well, if you have open sores on the outside skin of your penis, you probably have bigger problems than a little Listerine burn. 

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What I'm wondering is , why did he pour it on his penis?

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He was afraid Marcy might've had the disease, so he did it to disinfect it so he wouldn't get sick too.

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I remember on the DVD commentary Eli Roth said that that scene was based off a real life experience he had with some girl. So I assume that if his script says it hurts, that must mean it really does hurt.

Ultimately, everyone on here is just speculating about all this. Sounds like Roth actually did the research.

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I remember on the DVD commentary Eli Roth said that that scene was based off a real life experience he had with some girl. So I assume that if his script says it hurts, that must mean it really does hurt.

Ultimately, everyone on here is just speculating about all this. Sounds like Roth actually did the research.


I don't have any Listerine, but in the interest of science, I just tried rubbing 91% rubbing alcohol on my you-know-what. So far there's no burning, although I will admit that it feels odd. Not painful, just weird. Like a little warm. Admittedly I didn't actually pour it on as I wasn't about to strip down and get in the tub for the sake of a dumb experiment, but I feel confident that pouring Listerine on a healthy penis wouldn't have any immediate or painful effects.


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Was he circumcised?

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any port in a storm....

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