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omg i love this song Jessica and April made up


Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.

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it's funny.

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what a godawful post, honestly...

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screw you

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thanks for the lyrics. I didn't understand the hor...ticulture part!!

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they were going to say wh ore....but then they said horticulture

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i think it's more like a handshake, not a song, but i still love it :P

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You have got to be *beep* wait for it, insane

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omgg i was just looking in the boards 4 the song cuz i was singing it a couple of days ago and didn't no all of it and if i didn't find it i was going to post WHAT IS THT NAME OF THE SONG THEY MADE UP!!?? lol thnks u just made my search alott easier!

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Haha the handshake is pretty clever :]

One of the funnest nights in the sandbox IMO
http://i15.tinypic.com/2ngvl6w.jpg

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i love that song. i memorized it. it is so funny.

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Sigh...

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This wasnt made up just for the film, my friends and i used to sing that when i was in primary school. 8 years ago.

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thanks for posting that one, i thought it was really funny.

This is heavy, Doc.

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