Perfect In It's Imperfection!

This film COULD be the modern quintessential cheapo horror movie of all time. This is the scary film you would see in another film... Like if the characters in a film were watching some REALLY cheesy grade Z movie in a sleazy drive-in? Or watching a bad monster movie on TV late at night? THIS would be the film they would be watching! It's SO bad... It's SO funny... It's perfect. I'm even gonna go so far as to say... This MIGHT be the Citizen Kane of Grade "Z" lousy movies. It's got everything you would expect from a $0 budget movie. Boobies, copious amounts of (hilariously bad) gore, Substandard acting... Some hot babes, some "found footage", a dumb story line with a "twist", and even an adult film star from the "golden age of porn"!
I've been watching a lot of these low budget horror movies lately, and I think most of them want to be "Hell's Highway".

Trust me,
Swan
My, you're nosey, aren't you?