Y&S actors and actresses and our esteemed fans:
This is the place to nominate the Best Commercial of Season 2. Please don't duplicate nominations; if your favorite scene is already nominated, it will be on the polls.
Y&S members, you don't have to nominate your own material here, we're just looking for the best from those advertising wizards.
... and awaaaay we go.
TheMadFerret as Tonks
The Young and the Snitchless
Bran--
Been the harmed by an injury? Stuck in a messy divorce or child custody battle? Hurt on the job?
Do you need someone to turn to? Don't navigate the court systems yourself! I'll help you!
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That's right, just PM me with your problems and I'll be more than glad to give you official legal counsel*.
*Bran, sitting behind a big wooden desk and reading a huge book*
*takes his glasses off and puts them on the desk, looking into the camera*
"I'm here to help..."
NONSANAEMENTIS'S MAGICAL LEGAL SERVICES -- On call for you, 24/7.
*for a small fee
I can't sleep in a room where there is an uneven shelf!
Acker--
Have you had a fall or accident? Have you been the victim of someone else’s carelessness? Someone not giving you back that thing they borrowed, any other legal shenanigans?
Then don’t hesitate, send an owl to us today and we’ll give you expert legal advice, we'll even tell you if you have a claim for compensation.
Our trained lawyers are on hand to give you advice 24 hours a day. You keep any and all payouts.
Don’t take my word for it
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Mr W. Bush, from Texas: I lost an election I wasn’t really interested in (I was only doing it to keep Daddy happy) we called Smocket and Bearit and by January I was sworn in as the president.
Mr Beefcake, from long beach, I recently caused an anthrax scare at my train station when I left a bag of cocaine hanging around, Smocket and Bearit kept me out of jail in into rehab.
Don’t delay, send an owl today or poke your head in a fire (don’t forget the floo powder first) anytime.
I can't sleep in a room where there is an uneven shelf!
Elle--
Up Next...
My Kneazle and Me.
Starring Cwookshanks and Annabell Figg.
A comedy/ drama/ action/ romance/ mystery series about the life of an ex-soap star that is killed off a popular Wireless Wizard Network and finds comfort in the company of a fellow cast member – an old aged tomcat.
Together the two set out to create a Cat Nip Rehabilitation Center with the help of two cats Rosette and Snowbird. Annabella becomes entangled in a love triangle with Oliver Ander, a local business man and an evil sorceress, Arderin Aenee.
Who will win Oliver’s heart?
Will Annabella be able to stop Arderin from destroying the world with Nuclear Weaponry?
Is Snowbird male or female?
Stay tuned.
I can't sleep in a room where there is an uneven shelf!
Elle--
*a red caped and masked feline flies through the air*
It's not easy being an action hero like me.
You can't set a lunch break when you're constantly watching out for bad guys.
Without the food we have no energy, no energy no fighting bad guys
Please sponsor a local superhero today
CALL 1800 feed crookshanks
I'll be there for you!
I can't sleep in a room where there is an uneven shelf!
Rose--
ARSE
We have all the hottest celebrities to fulfill all your fantasies.
*Colin Firth, Johnny Depp and Clement Sibony, enter Le Bottom, all dressed fashionably, but casually elegant.
They stroll past tables of patrons, and snippets of conversation can be heard as they head towards the bar. *
"Isn't that Colin Firth?"
"That's Johnny Depp!"
*On a nearby table four young women excitedly summon a waiter, who then approaches the three men.*
W~"Excuse me gentlemen, the young ladies were wondering if you would like to join them for a drink?"
Colin~"Sorry, we're waiting for our dates, but thank them anyway," and he flashes a winning smile their way.
*Three attractive girls leave ARSE's beauty salon, Cheekie's, and enter the room.
All heads turn in their direction, the women with envy, and the men with interest. Slowly they walk towards the bar.*
Suz leans in and gives Colin a long seductive kiss, then breathes the words against his mouth, "I've been looking forward to this night for weeks,"
*Elle reaches up and wraps her arms around Johnny's neck, who whispers something seductively into her ear, bringing a flush to her cheeks, and then places a feather-light kiss on her mouth, making Elle smile dreamily.*
*Reni nestles into Clement, who wraps his arms around her and nuzzles her neck, whispering French endearments while his lips brush her ear.*
"Oh Clement," Reni sighs breathlessly.
The young women look on enviously, and ask the waiter,
"Who are those women?"
W~"They're from the cast of Y&S, and the gentlemen work for ARSE."
"ARSE?"
W~"Surely you've heard of ARSE? They are an escort company."
"You mean we can hire these men for an evening?"
W~"You can, but they don't come cheap, the cast are being provided with escorts free of charge for their Snitchy's award night."
"But those girls are movie stars, how can we compare to them?"
W~"A make over at Cheekie's, and clothes are included in the package."
*The three couples start to leave. Colin pulls Suz into another long passionate kiss, leaving her looking slightly flustered.*
Suz whispers, "Oh my, this is going to be some night."
"You'd better believe it Suz, honey, that's only a taste of what I've got in store for you."
The young women watch them leave the restaurant to get into a waiting limousine.
"Who cares about the cost girls, we have to get ourselves some of that!"
ARSE: major sponsors of the Snitchy awards.
Make over at Cheekies, and designer outfit included in our deluxe package.
Call Ann on 1-077-ARSE.
We have the arse of your dreams.
Y&S cast members are reminded to get their orders in for escorts by the end of episode 30.
****Credit for this wonderful commercial goes to the lovely Rose and the brilliant Anne for the format and the not so brilliant Elle for succsessfully stealing the format****
I can't sleep in a room where there is an uneven shelf!
Elle--
Find yourself buying unnecessary amounts of lotion from that mysterious Aussie?
Do you quickly lose your senses around that charming Irishman?
If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions you need
“Foreigner-be-gone”
New additions include…
*Oceania Obliviator
*European Exterminator
*U.S Uglifiyer
Simply spray and walk away!
Foreigner-be-gone corporation will not take responsibility for any unwanted side effects.
I can't sleep in a room where there is an uneven shelf!
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Um, I think we haven't gotten around to voting yet.
"We believed in people and life, and life and the people never let us down."
This is nominations, Riki, not votes. Remember?
Er, I'm going to nominate all the ARSE, Snitchy, Crooky/My Kneazle And Me and w3 commercials, because it's nice to see the ones that actually have some relevance to life outside the show. Oooh, also the one I did for the Perfect Cast.
Suz as Blaise, Fred, & Vespa Y&S
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Elle
You’ve been there during the first series now see how it was made!
Behind the scenes footage of Y&S!
Understanding
[fade in: Hans is sitting on a leather recliner beside a fireplace during an interview]
Hans: ...Helissande? Yes, she’s a very talented actress, you wouldn’t know from the show, but she is a real sweetie.
*a perfectly manicured hand grabs Hans around the collar*
Helisande: *growl* Did you just call me sweetie?
Hans: Oh dear...
*fade out*
Selflessness
[It’s the end of the shooting day and Adriane sits behind the Three Broomsticks set, practicing her lines, when a man holding a whole bunch of lighting equipment approaches her.]
Crew member: Would you be a dear and hold this stuff for a few minutes? I have to go and check something important.
A: Well I guess if it’s just for a few minutes.
Adriane is loaded up with the heavy equipment. She stands alone swaying slightly and he briskly walks away leaving her completely alone on the set.
*10 minutes pass*
A: Is anyone here? I really need some help!
*the lights in the studio go out*
A: Guys?
Forgiveness
[scene: Minerva and Lucius are having a serious conversation on one of the lower decks of the Zephyr.]
L: …you know you can’t resist me
A big glob of gum suddenly falls on top of Queenies head. Lucius stops mid-sentence and the two look up to the upper deck.
Fleurrt: Uh-oh, sorry about that, I didn’t see you.
Queenie goes a deep red, puffs her cheeks and walks off the set
Good times
[Fade in: a group of girls from the cast huddle around a table during lunch break.]
A beefy looking police man heads towards the girls with a pair of handcuffs and an official looking clipboard.
Police man: Excuse me ladies, I’m looking for a “cedricangel”
C: Yes that’s me, is something the matter?
The officer grabs Ced and ties her hands behind her back and putting the handcuffs into place.
Officer: You’re under arrest madam, you have the right to remain… sexy, anything said can and will be used against you.
Suzloua: Happy birthday Ced! We hired you a stripper!
Emma: *whisper* we didn’t know he’d be so big though
All the girls giggle as helpless looking Ali is dragged off to the props department.
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TheMadFerret as Tonks
The Young and the Snitchless