Mario Kart?


So, is this like a movie based on Mario Kart or something? Who's playing Mario?

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Johnny Depp. Wario is Albert Finny? I don't understand that one either. Luigi will be played by archive footage of Charlie Chaplin. The Princess will be played by Robin Williams in a woman costume, similar to 'Mrs. Doubtfire' but not old. Bowser will be all CG with no real voice. Toad will be played by Bruce Willis with helium. Yoshi will be some animal, possibly a dog, with lots of makeup and costumes, and the voices will be provided by the Dell guy. (They got the voices before he was arrested). DK will be left out to do the movie being to long, so he was cut. Lakitu will be played by John Candy's dug-up corpse propped up with wires in a cloud-type prop. I hope that explains things a bit.

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you hit it dead on.
you know how long it took me to figure out why yoshi's voice sounded SO familiar?

depp definatly stole the show though. oh yes.

o.O

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He sure did steal the show. another thing that deserves a mention is Robin Williams, he actually doesn't look half bad as Peach the Princess. and I thought it'd be a joke to have Bruce in that voice but it turned out perfect for the role.

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What I want to know is, how come they didn't get John Leguizamo to reprise his role as Luigi? He was da bomb!

"I'll sue you in England!"

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A little ignorant now, are you? Karting is the closest racing form you'll find. From Senna, Prost, Mansell, Piquet, Hamilton, Schumacher, etc emerged from Karting. Look into Youtube and look for Karting videos.

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