'While his wife pee'd into a Ming vase'

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It's a cracker! But I think my favourite is, "Forgive me, madam but you, are a s hitty, s hitty lady"

I love children. I’m not a paedophile obviously; I just think they’re great.

I don't know. I kind of liked,
"Ah Nathan Blaze......twat!"
Especially in context.