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I can't comprehend your lack of sophistication

posted 17 years ago by girlfromsaturn
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Maybe if I had the cranial capacity of a crab louse I could understand this movie. I sincerely hope none of you reproduce. I can't begin to image the horrors of humanity your offspring could create.I take comfort in knowing Darwinism will take over. You won't be around very long. You all could be President Bush's parents. Like he couldn't find weapons of mass distruction you obviously can't find a good movie to idolize. I pity you. Bam Margera is a cancer to society. You all are not helping out the chemo. I would recommend next time watching something with a solid plot line, meaningful dialogue, maybe some good acting? Please don't disappoint your species like this again.
Thank you.
~Dorian~

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[–] TheBrotherofSin 17 years ago

Just cause you dont understand a movie doesnt give you the right to bash everyone who enjoyed it. Minus the few scenes that kinda dont make sence, this movie is amazing. you have to be a true fan of Bam Margera to truely get the full experience out of this movie. sure there are scenes where the humor could be called stupid and immature, but the overall story in the movie is one im pretty sure every guy who has every had a girlfriend cheat on them can relate to. Look past the hilarious parts and see that the main point is about getting over someone and moving on. Not such a retarded idea. Sure there is dumb humor, but i love dumb humor. Even tho this is no oscar winner, it still goes down as one of my favorists movies of all time. i dont care how dumb you think i am becasue of it either. sometimes being sophisticated sucks ass and you would rather just make a microwave that makes cool things a little bit cooler... haha

[–] vivalacgw-1 17 years ago

What is not to get ?It's just a movie that you are not meant to take seriously.
It's a laugh my advice is to not take life so seroiusly. This movie is great but if you only like serious movies and have a stick up your ass like the poster of this thread, I woul'dnt bother watching it.

[–] fisharecoolies 17 years ago

I was a big (giganic, really) fan of Bam when I first saw. It took me forever to find and when I finally got a hold of it, I was disappointed. It seemed to random, even for me and that's saying something. There were a few okay moments but I didn't enjoy it all. It seemed to be an exploitation of sex and Bam skateboarding. And even though many films are an exploitation of sex, they are set up so they don't look like bad porno. Bam's skateboarding, also, seemed misplaced. I don't know, I thought it went on forever. But that's just my opinion.

It had some great songs, though.

[–] skte_dick85 17 years ago

ok i am a huuuge jackass/cky /wildboysfan/viva la bam fan...and i bought this movie just cuz these guys made it and i wanted it to complete my collection. I can even admit that the first time i saw it i was like " wtf...are they serious??) but believe me... it grows on you. its not like these guys are out to get an oscar...they made this movie with all their friends with no funding ( bam payed for the majority of it)and had an awesome time doing it.The fact that the plot line constantly strays from the overall story is one of the movies many charms, and think about it, if you and your stuck up friends made a movie would everyone get your humour???probly not...Also if you think bam is such a "cancer on society" why would you watch a movie that he wrote,produced and starred in??? do you not have anything better to do?? you obviously came on imdb and searched this movie, and for what just to take a stab at our sense of humour ??? It seems to me someone with such higher sophistication that us would have alot better things to do with their time.

[–] woomanfoo 17 years ago

Someone's full of themself...And I think their name is Dorian. You sure put a lot of effort into "dissing" us. If we are so insignificant and unimportant to society, why waist your precious, superior time on us? Douche.

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[–] hambone_sam 17 years ago

Translation: Dorian is a dumb ass, pretentious skank. It's always a laugh when some uptight bitch tries to judge a person based on the type of movie they like.

[–] Archangel-INC 17 years ago

Dear self-righteous bitch (Dorian)
I notice that your trollish talents don’t extend to constructive argument, how dare you condescend to the fans of this film what makes you better than us. Your petty attempts at semi-articulate put downs merely make you look snobbish and narrow minded, and if that actually sums you up this film was never for you. The fact that you’re a girl puts you at a loss for this movie as it clearly aimed a male audience.
My guess you where forced to watch this movie by your boyfriend when you where P.M.Sing or something, an you’d rather be watching something like titanic or pearl harbor (something you’d no doubt call a good film (in-fact crap). What you and everyone else are forgetting is this, non of the CKY crew are trained actors, writers, producers directors or editors (part from fonz I think) and there for with respect this is a very amateur film and for a first go at a feature film it pretty good, many others have been making films for years and their still crap Michael Bay for instance.
Continuing this point have any of you ever seen cannibal the musical (by Trey Parker and Matt Stone creators of South Park) that is a film of a similar standard and look at them now Team America is a masterpiece, an with the comedic and creative talent in the CKY crew who knows maybe with there next feature maybe they could have their own masterpiece.

[–] seph292 17 years ago

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[–] Archangel-INC 17 years ago

thank you I aim to please

When Love and Death Embrace You Sleep With Angels ~ BLACK LAB & HIM

[–] mightymac101 11 years ago

HO HA! That's excactly right!

[–] asg_reddevilt9 17 years ago

Get the stick out of your butt and relax a little. If you don't like the movie, don't watch. Let the rest of us have fun. Since you're doing plenty of name-calling, how about one for you? You're a festering pimple on the ass of humanity. Creative enough for you?

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