100 Hilarious Ways to Defeat Samara
100. Face your TV out the window on a fourth or fifth story building prior to battle.
share100. Face your TV out the window on a fourth or fifth story building prior to battle.
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Show the video to someone. Hahaha hahahahaha. OK I'll play. Drop your tv off in the middle of the ocean.
share97. Face the TV towards the wall.
96. Spread wet cement over the TV screen.
95. Fill a water gun with nitrogen glycerin and water, then spray her in the face with it.
94. Fight her off like Brenda Meeks in "Scary Movie 3", except instead of dying and being won over, beat her to death with a baseball bat.
93. Call Sam and Dean Winchester.
92. Stay away from TVs.
91. Wait in front of the TV on horseback. When she comes through, rear up and smush her.
90. Put the TV stand in a pool of water. When she crawls out, drop electric wires in and electrocute her.
89. Put on a surgical mask. When she comes out of the TV, ask, "Am I pretty?" and she'll run away.
97. Face the TV towards the wall.
96. Spread wet cement over the TV screen.
95. Fill a water gun with nitrogen glycerin and water, then spray her in the face with it.
I get the point of the thread but Samara has killed before without the TV.She would likely appear to you as a ghost out of nowhere just as she did with Aiden at the flea market in Ring 2.
share86. turn the tv on, on purpose on day 7 and when she comes out mace the shxt out of her eyes. then stick a knife in her throat and shoot her in the butthole. Tell her try again tomorrow because she probably regrets bringing her ass to you now. If that doesn't kill her repeat!
shareWhat I feel like she does is the same thing each time: gets out of the TV, gets up, then "teleports."
Remember when she appeared before Noah, she magically got closer to him? Maybe if he was even 100 feet away, she would teleport right next to him as well.
This is what I feel like she did even with the innkeeper. He didn't wait around as he got out on his boat once she started climbing out of the well, and when she crawled out and stood up, BOOM! Teleported right next to his ass on the boat.
** Rest in peace, Timothy Volkert (1988 - 2003) **share
Get a steamroller and run her over.
Don't have a steamroller?
Then get one goddamn it cause here comes the bitch!
Damn I'm good.
85. Place the TV facing a pit of quicksand. Poor Samara, still stuck for eternity.
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