What do you think? This is mine:
"Monkey's! Monkey's! Monkey's!Monkey's!MONKEY'S!!! (starts laughing hysterically)"
"Darn it, Brak, what's so funny about monkeys?"
"Well, I guess you just had to be there."
Or:
"Why are you all still alive? Oh, wait-it's only Tuesday."
Please copy and paste the following message in your signature:
BABY'S ON THE HALF TIP!
No, my signature already has the best line ever.
Stop driving your little baby car around St. Babysburg and take your asteroid smashing like a man!
I beg to differ.
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated by the exuberance of his own verbosity.
Mine is:
"Oh man I love sleeping, I wish I could wake up so I can go back to sleep again!"
DEFINATELY THIS ONE:
After Senor Science says "You will notice that I am no longer stuck in a block of frozen ice. So you will no longer be needing your Senor Science Scientific Melting Kits.
Brak: "WHAT?! What is this bull-crap?!
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Wierd Al's cameo as Petroleum Joe...
"Hey, you think they have any naked ladies in heaven?"
"Do that and I'll turn my back on you and slap you about the face with my newly acquired bum-arm"
shareOHH! I dare you to say that again, only this time say 'Brak, I love you!'
That is my all time favorite line
Again with the jars. What are you doing? Building a monster?.......oh that's right you are! How's that, eh, how's that coming for you?
and moments later
Hey sweet cheeks, get me a beer, will ya?
I have some root beer
Did I say root beer?
"Why would they want the Duke's...son killed?"
I love the hippo episode:
Mom: Did you have any luck, peanut head?
Brak: No, mom. I'll never see Tippo again
Dad: Who is Tippo?
Brak: My lost friend! It hurts too much to say his real name
Dad: ...and that is?
Brak: Hipp-Oh, man!
Dad: Ha, I made you say it! Now give me your college money
Brak: Thats gone too. I've lost everything!
"YOU THINK YOUR CAT HAS ESCAPED JUDGEMENT THROUGH DEATH? FOOL!! EVEN THE DEAD WILL BE JUDGED!!"
"Hmm... that sounds dangerous... And what goes better with danger than GUMBALLS!"
"Now you're sure these are super donkeys, right Zorak? I don't wanna see no movie about no regular donkeys, not when super donkeys are on the table. No sir."
Here's mine. After Brak and Zorak use Mr. Thunderclees' time machine to go back in time and tell them selves to do their homework:
Future Brak: "Hello my name is Brak."
Past Brack: "Hello my name is Brak."
Future Brak: "I live in a house down the street."
Past Brack: "I live in a house down the street."
Future Brak: "I'm wearing clean underwear."
Past Brack: "No you're not!"
Future Brak: "You got me!"
Dead Fish: He will rip your arms off.
Brak: NOOO, not my arms!! That's where my hands live!!
DVRing this every night this week, ahaha!!!
Come on, Franklin! It'll be a fun trip!
Thundercleese: Speaking of shorties, would anyone like to smoke some illegal narcotics? (silence)
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"All the wonders of the sea
will be served up hot to me
baked or broiled or lightly breaded
just the thought makes me light headed
Could there be a smarter thought?
THAN A BOWL OF TARTAR SAUCE
Fish Pockets here I come!"
" now I'll never be a barber."
"3 hams will fill him
3 hams will thrill him
why don't you feed him 3 hams!?"
"Here's a letter from a fan(signed letter from Brak's mom)
And over there's my bogeyman"
"Same time tonight Brak?"
"It's a date Phil."
"I haven't eaten in 25 days!"
"YEAH BUDDY!"
"Allow me to peel your biscuit, grand-mama."
"Good 'ol mom
With cookie crumbs in her hair
I miss her so
Who's gonna acid wash my jeans?
Who's gonna pork my pork and beans?"
"Who will rinse my moustache cleeeean?"
"Wherefore art thou, Mom?"
There are many others, but that's all I could think of off the top of my head.
There will be blood pudding.
For me, it's Dad's response to Brak's dream: "I was riding an ice cream donkey, with none other than Dean Martin. But when the donkey melted just outside if Walnut City, Dean didn't mind. That's just the kind of guy he was."
Dad: "He truly was the Dean of Martins."
So simple yet so brilliant.