LIST YOUR FAVORITE LINES


"TONIGHT!" - Carl

"Okay, have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down." - Carl

"What are you doing here?" - Willy Nelson

"Tonight... you." - Hand Banana

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"If you need anything... there's some ants." - Frylock

"Animal sex?! Don't have time for that, man!" - Shake

"Cry me a river, bitch!" - Meatwad

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Man...just about anything Carl and Shake says.

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"If you need anything... there's some ants." - Frylock


That was Carl.

1 of my faves is:

Jingle Billy: So... [dances] we jiggling or-
Happy-Time Harry: Hey! Backwoods retard. Not now, not ever!

this is a good site for ATHF quotes:

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force


Greetings from The Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla!

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HA! They just pulled out a good 'un!

Shake: Go home, Carl. Thanx for babysitting.
Carl: Yeah, I babysat all them wide-mouth tall boys <laughs drunkenly>

Greetings from The Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla!

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"If you need anything... there's some ants." - Frylock


Shake actually says that to Carl.

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"If you need anything... there's some ants." - Frylock


Shake actually says that to Carl.


Good call. I had it wrong. Shake says this to Carl after he passes out from taking too many pain pills.

Greetings from The Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla!

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"It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood." - Frylock

"Dijon" - The Broodwich

copied the quote from elsewhere - may not be verbatim

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Suck it.Suck it dry.

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Shake:You know what we need to do?We gotta get some instruments. Take lessons,and learn to play them,and then we are gonna have the highest jam,of Comfortably Numb that anyone has ever heard IN THEIR LIFE!

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DP: Dude my dad bought me that keg! My dad owns a dealership!
Travis (talking through Randy): His dad own deal-er-ship.
Happy Time Harry: Oh yeah? Well my dad bought me this magic talking knife.



Inignokt: Who's got a rad name?
Cybernetic Ghost: Giglioranasoniphonican.
Wisdom Cube: Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.
Cybernetic Ghost: Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!
Err: Bon Scott.
Major Shake: No...that sucks.
Err: Banner Thomas.
Major Shake: The Evil Gang of 11.
Wisdom Cube: Super Awesome Villians Forever! That's mine! Hey!
Mothmonsterman: How about the Midnighters?
Major Shake: Illin...the Illin Villians.
Mothmonsterman: You know, we're out at night...
Ol' Drippy: How about Got Villians?
Mothmonsterman: Nasty Midnighters.
Rabbot: Monday Tuesday Wednesday-
[Cybernetic Ghost joins in]
Rabbot & Cybernetic Ghost: Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...
Inignokt: Typical. Robots.
Err: I kinda like that name. It's identifiable

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Meatwad:You know what? Screw Chicken and Beans I'm done with that! I ain't no dancing robot! I'm an artist and I need to create. You're just beast and animals shaking the bars of the cages in MY zoo.And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stallion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears. Charity,Chasity, blow me before I go on stage.I need to lose three ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proper!

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"Not with the boob meat inside!!!"
"Nice head, i think ill take it"
"Action bills"
"Pfft CAble?!?"

But my favorite is the whole Jon Ron Donald conversation.

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"What are you doing here?" - Willie Nelson

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It don't matter. none of this matters.

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