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Worst Movie Ever. Worse Than All Movies.

posted 21 years ago by Robby735
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I can't believe it..

You can count some lame slow motion every 5 minutes..

At the beginning they used the shot from the floor where the bad guys turn around and wave their capes excessively.. like, once every 45 seconds for like 10 friggin' minutes. I still can't believe this movie. Why was this made? I hope, from the bottom of my blackened heart that this movie lost a hell of a lot of money.

And that chick wouldn't go on a heist like this wearing that thing.. and did the director think she was hot? She's 42 for hell's sake. Maybe, probably she was hot in her younger days, but to still film her as though she's Shannon Elizabeth is wrong.

These are just a couple points I listed.. everything else I DIDN'T list, was terribly stupid and bad.

Also, how they tried to make that Spanish prison officer look even badder by making him blend some Spanish words into his dialogue every other sentence he says. So stupid.

I Resent This Film - this 'film' shouldn't even be called a film. It makes the word 'film' look bad. It should be called 'A long piece of videotape with s*itty pictures on it'.

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[–] soxfan828 20 years ago

Hey, calm down. Yes, it was ridiculos, but it was fun!!!!!!!!. And as far as Nia Peeples is concerned, If you were 42 and looked like that, wouldn't you want to show it off!!!!!,

IT WAS A FUN FILM!!!!! CASE CLOSED

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[–] thextramile 17 years ago

well actually, this movie is so bad, it's amazing. i was cracking up like every 10 seconds cuz the lines were so terrible or some little action bit was unncecessary.

[–] Merrida 16 years ago

Nia looked HOT and maybe 30 at most. She is smokin'. And no, of course her outfit is not strategic moron, this is an action movie filled with blowing *beep* up with Seagal in it. Do you really think female presence is "functional?" Get real. She's there for show AND for ass-kickery, both of which she did FINE.

She is stunning. You must be pushing all of 12 if you think Nia at 42 is ancient, especially the way she looks and moves. Sheesh, grow up kiddo.

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PS: IF Shannon Elizabeth (gag me!) were there instead, she's twirl her hair, strut and probably whine and pout. Get real. At least they picked a woman who could totally carry her own. She was a solid heavy in this. Man, Shannon Elizabeth,...? Dude, you must be joking. Yeah, in an action flick, Miss Shannon. Uh huh.

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[–] james42519 15 years ago

oh this movie is so bad that you have waste your time making dumb topic like this? really now. you must have liked something about it to do this stuff now. i actually didn't think it was bad. nice action movie to watch to pass time.

[–] AxleRoads 15 years ago

You can count some lame slow motion every 5 minutes.. Also, how they tried to make that Spanish prison officer look even badder by making him blend some Spanish words into his dialogue every other sentence he says. So stupid.

These are all awesome qualities to the film. If you can't appreciate art then perhaps you need to grow up.

[–] storm25storm25 15 years ago

Nia Peeples reminded me of Kate Beckinsdale with some of her moves from Underworld, particularly with her leather trenchcoat!

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[–] tiffanykk2002 13 years ago

The slow motion was absolutely hilarious. They used it wayyyy too often. Terrible movie, but very unintentionally funny.

[–] aachoo 12 years ago

Not sure if it was worse than Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.

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