I actually really enjoyed this movie!!

Ok i know im replying to my own post but i just remembered the bit the made my LMAO

Twitch: I wanna blow *beep* up
Sasha: OK, Point it in that direction, Look down this and let it rip.......
Twitch: ::Pulls the trigger and flys down the corridor::
Twitch: THAT WAS A RUSH!!!!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Wicked!!!!!!!!!!

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Robert I like lots of movies all for different reasons. Admittedly the film wasnt the best but it made me forget my life for and hour and a half and i found myself laughing and smiling by the end so in my book thats good enough.

I dont read to much into films and some of the stuff they did was far fetched but good entertainment :)

Rory O'Shea: You can kiss me arse or shake me hand, just dont expect me to reciprocate! :OP

this movie was excellent Steven Seagal is my furher

I lost interest in Seagal movies after 'On Deadly Ground' came out, and really haven't seen any apart from Exit Wounds since. Although 'Half Past Dead' was on TV a few nights ago and I thought I would give it ago.

Now I've seen a lot of movies, and this would rank in the bottom 2 without a doubt. It was intolerably bad. It seems the story was thought of by an imaginative 7 year old, and the acting/dialogue was atrocious. I can not believe anyone could allow this to be produced, let alone seen by the public. Its absolutely horrifying.

*Shudder*

Enough said.

This movie is fantastic if its viewed in the proper light. It is a movie for getting together with friends and being prepared to ridicule it at every turn and revel in its absurdity. Alcoholic beverages also help.

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i too enjoyed this film, i actually brough it on dvd, i will admit the acting isn`t very good, and the film looks like it was made on a pensioners budget for a week, but still there where some original moments in the film, like 49er 6 scene where she lands on that guard and after shooting up his buddy, manages to kill him without doing anything fatale to him, after all she was on him what 15 seconds at the most, that rules out suffocation, although she did have his face pressed into her crotch, but if she sat on my shoulders with my face in her crotch, after 15 seconds i would have a hard on not be unconscious, she also wasn`t squeezing him with her thighs so she didn`t strangle him, although i would liked to have seen her do so, and you didn`t see her hit him either, so i guess the excitment of having a young leather clad woman on his face must have triggered a heart attack, what a way to go, does any one know of any films with women doing the same method of killing a victim that 49er 6 does in this film, i would like to build up a collection but finding films with women killing people between their legs isn`t easy.

come wrap your legs around my head baby