I got this for my niece thinking it was another enjoyable Dick van Dyke film, just like the ones I used to enjoy when I was a lad.
What I actually got was some kind of disgusting porn flick! I was so outraged, I took it straight back to the shop I bought it - "Dave's anal peversion store" and demanded a refund.
Just a warning for anyone else tempted to get this for young relatives - Dick van Dyke does not endorse this product in any way!
I was lounging around naked in the house one day, when I decided to put the television on. It was a program called "Diagnosis Murder", and I was stunned by the acting compotence of Dr. Mark Sloane. After watching the credits to see that he was played by Dick Van Dyke, I immediately rushed out to the video store (still naked) and grabbed the first Dick film that came to hand.
I was most distressed to end up watching this vile filth with my family. It led to a pretty sticky situation all round. Note to self: look at the front cover before renting anymore "Dick" films...
You must be retarded.
"I'm The Butler, sir."
"What do you do?"
"I buttle, sir."
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shareLOL! Rauck_Stah, it's guys like you who make these sarcastic comments so great :D
But anyways, don't know anything about this movie, just typed the title in the searchbox of boredom, and sure enough, it came to this site!
Love. It.
I'm so cool the aliens ask me to probe them
See here !
There's simply no place for that sort of coarse language here at the "Suck My Dick" messageboard!
Why, we like to pride ourselves as a more .... *genteel* place -- a place where one can
bask in the milieu of horsepukakke documentaries and scat comp DVDs without having to be mindful of the -- .... the cares & worries of the workaday world.
Shame on you, Mr. McTodger.
Shame on you, I say!
I too was looking for another type of movie than this but what I came across at the end of the tunnel was this movie that gave me hope. I once had a dream that I too had lost my penis even though I've never had one before, not a real one that is.... Anyways, I felt so alone, wandering through life aimlessly searching for others who had too shared this awful dream but to find out that someone had woken up and it wasn't a dream at all was the reason I decided to live my life to the fullest. From that day on every morning I wake up, I brew myself a nice hot cup of coffee, put on my smiley face shirt and walk through life with a true purpose. I go out into the streets and I scream at the top of my lungs with joy in my heart, "I may not have a real dick, but I feel the loss too! I LOVE MY INVISIBLE DICK AND YOU SHOULD TOO!" I've never felt so free. Sure I've been arrested many times but nothing can stop me from doing what I do best, and that's being me. I love my invisible dick and you should too!!
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