HEY!
did ya get that thing I sentcha?
You think up a witty signature.
(apologies in advance...I'm ad libbing here and working from memory)
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the question today, the question that you are here to answer, that question, is:
(all together now!)
DID...
YOU....
GET.......
THAT.....
THING....
DID
YOU
GET
THAT
THHHIIINNGGGGG
...
that I sent'cha?
Can I sit down now? My bunions are killin' me!!!!