..it was only on five hours a week.
Those sketches are amazing! The old guy, Hugh i think his name is.
"We used to go on letsbuyit.com and buy half a pound of tripe".
What were some of the other things he said?
"School started at 5am, when it was still dark. So we all used to turn up to school wearing night vision goggles."
"We didn't have widescreen television back then, so if Die Hard With A Vengeance was on, we'd line up all the TVs in the street, to make it look wider."
"If you wanted to court a young lady, you'd go to her parents, and ask if you could knock her up and get her hooked on crack. Then you'd take her to a junglist mash-up - that's what they used to call drum'n'bass."
etc etc
do not adjust your face
....When return of the Jedi came out, there were street parties. George V came out to see it, and we were all given a silver sixpence with a picture of Queen Victoria on one side and a picture of Jabba the Hut on the other.
We never had Feng Shui in those days, so we put all our cupboards in the wrong place, and as a result all our businesses went bust. And that was the start of the great depression.
The Internet was always a special occasion, it was only on five hours a week so we used to have to put on our sunday best before logging on
I also love the guy whose only job it is to make sure that all sharks tied to a plane are securely fastened
HAHA
Another one of my favourite parts was the man who was literally dying of boredom...
...The bloke who had people trying everything to amuse him.
"we tried to change his normal bus journey by getting the neighbours to re enact the Vietnam war on route"
"we've reformed east 17 for you, with Alan Shearer on lead vocals"
Etc..
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