Answer this question for me:
Was it just me or was it in every episode of "Butt-Ugly Martians" that the character Mike was always hurt or was always in trouble? I just noticed that.
A memorable quote from Home Improvement:
Brad: Hey Dad, I heard a woman hit you with her purse.
Randy: What happened? She wouldn't let you borrow her make-up?
Tim: Son, you wanna say that one more time to me?
Randy: No.